The Grass is always Greener.

Why is bigger better ?  Why is your neighbors lawn always greener than yours ? Why do we always want what we can't have ?  Why is I before E, except after C ? , Why do most of us root for the team that plays where we were born ? , Why do we want to be bigger when we are younger and when we are older want to be younger ?. Why have over one million people read CRaPUSA.com ?
     

Lets face it. Somethings are so much better smaller.  Who wants a large debt ? Who wants a big saggy ass ? , Who wants..........OK.......you get it.
     

But I certainly do not get it.  Who the fuck would want to eat such a small portion ?  Who really wants to drive a smart car ( other than a couple of midgets I know). ?  This is America and it seems that we all want bigger....Bigger is better.......Not in my eyes...I love small boobs, I love small and petite girls, I love everything else in the world big, except females.
     

The bottom line is that we can argue about this forever.  There has to be a reason God created so many types of people....However, I have just given the world my view. A Mans view.  Maybe that means Crap to the other half of the world ?

      

How many of you have seen the David up close, or copies, or pictures, and have really looked close.  All I can say is, "I rest my case".  Girls, I agree with you that bigger is certainly better in some cases.
     

                             So, if the above is your answer, I say Thank You.





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Why ?

Sometimes I just ask myself Why ?  I don't know why I do this, but watching TV, reading a book or newspaper, speaking to friends, going shopping, or just any daily events will ultimately result in this small question.  I am going to list a few of these below, not necessarily in any  type of order.

       The other night I was watching some old R & R groups of the 50's and 60's on the Public Television channel and noticed something very strange.  There were groups like the 4 Lads, the 4 Freshman, along with 20 other 4 something from that time period. Doing the math I decided they were all in their late 60's, 70's or 80's during the taping of this special for PBS.  They all sounded good and pretty close to their original hits, and they even looked good with all of them being dressed alike as was how it was done back in the day.  But something seemed strange until I noticed it. (actually I realized it immediately ).  There wasn't one bald guy in any of these groups.  In fact , most all the men's groups must have purchased partially greying hair pieces from the same place.  Gimme  a break.  What is with these fucken old clowns trying to look like they are 20 again ?

       Then comes the statistics I just looked at this mornings paper regarding web dating.  Here are some facts that are interesting. 24% of men and 13 % of women lie about their age.  I guess men are bigger jerks than women.........Women's desirability  peaks at age 21, while men's peak at 27. That is a little catch up guys............Men are on average 2 inches shorter than they say in their online profiles...........Women lie about their weight.............Regarding photo's, women who stared directing into the camera making a flirty face received the most messages per month.......Men had the most success while not smiling and looking away from the camera.............There were lots of statistics, but in my mind there was nothing mentioned about bust or penis size.....One would think that would have been on the top of the list......Oh well, what do I know?
      I have done enough online dating to be a dating judge or at least give the best advice to anyone going or is in the midst of doing it. My solution is simple.  Make ridiculous statements in your profile, and completely joke about everything. Put the worst picture you can on the site. And remember the most important fact when you do, in fact, decide to meet this future love of your life for a drink.......Make sure you have a friend call you in 30 minutes with a way out. (as in some form of a national emergency).
      So what have we learned today ?  Yeah, I feel the same.

Don't Count Me.......Part 2.......Why??????????

Just when I thought being census worker for a while could not get any worse, it got worse.  Now that is not worse for the work portion.  That is so simple and so ridiculous that a trained monkey could do the work.  The pictures above probably describe the way our government is handling this census.  The only positive note is that it only happens once every 10 years.  I think the reason for that is it must take 9 years to complete the one that was started on April 1st.   By the way, April first is the cut off, or main date for the 2010 Census.  Is that a coincidence that this date falls on April Fools Day ??????? I don't think so.
      So after my little rant the other day, some new events have taken place.  Every morning I have to meet my Crew Leader at a top secret place to turn in my D 108 form. For those of you that do not know that our government love to give every piece of paper or form a special number.  This is our pay voucher made in duplicate.  Why would this not be completely computerized ????? Oh, Oh, I did it.  I started a sentence with the word Why?????  Why did I do that???  My good friend H, who also works for the census tells me that everyday.  Don't ever begin a sentence with Why.....   Why is that??????   Because you will never get a real answer or never really know the reason for it other than "That is how the government wants it" .  OK,  I can accept this.   I don't know why, but I can. So I get paid from the time I leave my house, plus gas mileage to this top level meeting each and every day.  Now I turn this in to the group leader.......he turns it in to someone above him after carefully checking its content.  I am sure the last person mails or takes it to another secret location where some other government person puts it in order or checks it again to see if the person mentioned is really working for the government.  Finally at some point he will approve it and somehow get it to my bank for direct deposit.  I am sure this above mentioned system is so much better than one leader directly entering into a computer and that's that....Finished....Complete.....Done......... Why isn't that done.....Aaahhhhhhh I did it again.
     Now lets go to point 2.  This morning I had one of my completed census forms returned to me because I marked an X somewhat outside the box.  I showed this to 3 other people and they said it looked fine.  I felt like I got a red mark in the 3rd. grade because I did something wrong.  I did however manage to complete twice as many completed surveys yesterday than anyone in my group, but the only important factor is making sure the X mark does not go outside the box.
      It's sort of like our government not thinking outside the box to make the Census process easier for all concerned citizens. Surely when you are looking at someone during an interview you should not have to waste time to ask if they are Male or Female ??????  That is just one of many parts of this making no sense at all.
       Why should I make myself crazy about this??? Aaahhhhhhh, I did it again.   I am also amazed at how many people are hesitant to give any information because of them not wanting the government to know anything about them.   So silly.......Big Brother is watching all of us.  Hope big brother does not report me to the census police for giving my honest thoughts and looking for ways to save our government some money............Don't count of that...