The Grass is always Greener.

Why is bigger better ?  Why is your neighbors lawn always greener than yours ? Why do we always want what we can't have ?  Why is I before E, except after C ? , Why do most of us root for the team that plays where we were born ? , Why do we want to be bigger when we are younger and when we are older want to be younger ?. Why have over one million people read CRaPUSA.com ?
     

Lets face it. Somethings are so much better smaller.  Who wants a large debt ? Who wants a big saggy ass ? , Who wants..........OK.......you get it.
     

But I certainly do not get it.  Who the fuck would want to eat such a small portion ?  Who really wants to drive a smart car ( other than a couple of midgets I know). ?  This is America and it seems that we all want bigger....Bigger is better.......Not in my eyes...I love small boobs, I love small and petite girls, I love everything else in the world big, except females.
     

The bottom line is that we can argue about this forever.  There has to be a reason God created so many types of people....However, I have just given the world my view. A Mans view.  Maybe that means Crap to the other half of the world ?

      

How many of you have seen the David up close, or copies, or pictures, and have really looked close.  All I can say is, "I rest my case".  Girls, I agree with you that bigger is certainly better in some cases.
     

                             So, if the above is your answer, I say Thank You.





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The Rules Are.............There Are No Rules.......

Rules Suck!!!!!!!!  Why do rules suck ?  Duh......Because no one listens to rules, no one pays attention to rules, no one abides by rules..........But .......Everyone demands on making rules for everyone else. OK, so I really don't mean everyone. Naturally there are some good old, law biding, honest people out there capable of abiding by rules.  They may be few and far between, but they are there.
     I live in a condo with about 105 units.  We have more rules and regulations than the United States Government and all it's branches have together.  There are rules for the pool, for the elevator, for the gym, for the garage, for meetings, for garbage, for what can go on the balcony, for window treatments, for storage, for pool temp., for using the grills, for everything and anything you can think of.  Now, if you happen to live in a place like mine, you are probably subjected to many of the same rules.
    Now here comes the problem. No One wants to follow rules because we all think they are for everyone else, but not for us.  You know that is true, so don't try to hide it.  You make rules for your kids........Right....??????  Do they follow them????? Of course not........You set ground rules down for your marriage or relationship.....Does your partner follow them????????? Of course not............You set rules for your employees if you own or run a business. Do they follow them????? Of course not.......There are rules for the protection of you and me.  Are they being followed ?????? Obviously not by the amount of people in jail......We have speeding rules........Tell me you never got a speeding ticket or got stopped for speeding.....
     So what is the point of rules? Maybe we need rules for when rules are broken ??????? Maybe the Golden Rules is really where it's at. "He who has the Gold, Rules".
     And the rules of a good blog...............Quit while your ahead.