Why ?

Sometimes I just ask myself Why ?  I don't know why I do this, but watching TV, reading a book or newspaper, speaking to friends, going shopping, or just any daily events will ultimately result in this small question.  I am going to list a few of these below, not necessarily in any  type of order.

       The other night I was watching some old R & R groups of the 50's and 60's on the Public Television channel and noticed something very strange.  There were groups like the 4 Lads, the 4 Freshman, along with 20 other 4 something from that time period. Doing the math I decided they were all in their late 60's, 70's or 80's during the taping of this special for PBS.  They all sounded good and pretty close to their original hits, and they even looked good with all of them being dressed alike as was how it was done back in the day.  But something seemed strange until I noticed it. (actually I realized it immediately ).  There wasn't one bald guy in any of these groups.  In fact , most all the men's groups must have purchased partially greying hair pieces from the same place.  Gimme  a break.  What is with these fucken old clowns trying to look like they are 20 again ?

       Then comes the statistics I just looked at this mornings paper regarding web dating.  Here are some facts that are interesting. 24% of men and 13 % of women lie about their age.  I guess men are bigger jerks than women.........Women's desirability  peaks at age 21, while men's peak at 27. That is a little catch up guys............Men are on average 2 inches shorter than they say in their online profiles...........Women lie about their weight.............Regarding photo's, women who stared directing into the camera making a flirty face received the most messages per month.......Men had the most success while not smiling and looking away from the camera.............There were lots of statistics, but in my mind there was nothing mentioned about bust or penis size.....One would think that would have been on the top of the list......Oh well, what do I know?
      I have done enough online dating to be a dating judge or at least give the best advice to anyone going or is in the midst of doing it. My solution is simple.  Make ridiculous statements in your profile, and completely joke about everything. Put the worst picture you can on the site. And remember the most important fact when you do, in fact, decide to meet this future love of your life for a drink.......Make sure you have a friend call you in 30 minutes with a way out. (as in some form of a national emergency).
      So what have we learned today ?  Yeah, I feel the same.