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It is hard to imagine how pissed I am right now ?  It's barely 2pm and I am ready to kill half of the world. How fucked up are people today ?  Let me rephrase that. How fucked up are people in Florida ?  There...now I have it and you have it.
     

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I am even too pissed to write, right now.  (How is that for a play on words ?)   But !!!!!!!! Right or wrong, I intend to share my thoughts on this as soon as I calm down.....( A few Zanax and a couple of hits of weed should accomplish just that ).

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Pissed

I am convinced the entire world is pissed off. No matter what is said in the news, someone, or some group, or Al or Jesse are pissed.l   On any given day in any area of this country, we will hear from someone about something.

    

        This morning while reading the NY Post (on line on my ipad of course) , I sort of kept count of where the pissing was going on and I will try to convey it to you..  First of all on the front page there is all this protesting going on about the Trayvon murder.  Al and Jesse have been big on this and lots of protesting going on, especially here in Florida. I sure as hell don't know what really did happen and if George Zimmerman should be guilty or innocent. I do know, however that we have a legal system and that is good enough for me.  There are always different sides to every situation.
      Then we go to Alec Baldwin and his stalker ?????   Right...He only took her out for dinner a few times to help her.....Right again.....now he is tweeting and AnreaPeyser of the NY Post is having a battle with him......OMG....what side to choose ?

    The Titanic and it's 100th year anniversary. Enacting the famous trip with a recreation of the trip from England to New York.....I would have thought all the original survivors were pissed off enough to last more than 100 years. Why would anyone want to do this. What is next ? A trip on the Hindenburg or some other major disaster ?  Hope an iceberg hits and sinks this new cruise ship.
        Then there is Bobbi Kristina (Whitney Houston's daughter ) . She has been seen smoking pot....Shit.....Whitney would be pissed off about that.
     Charles Manson's parole was turned down for the 12th. time. I am sure he is pissed about that. You certainly don't want to be on Charlie's bad side.
     Brian Cashman's mistress having a tough time. I am sure the Yankee organization is somewhat pissed about that.
      NY is getting one improvement that no-one should be pissed about.  The bathrooms at the three major NY airports are getting a spruce-up.  So what if NY airport bathrooms are rated in the ten worst in the World.

     Fat models are complaining about thin models.  I guess no guys will get pissed over this.
     And of course I am pissed off right now at my favorite company........Comcast......

       Yup, they did it again.  I recently got a new wireless modem and the tech got my i-pad and kindle to work via WiFi.  I cannot get my Droid to hook up without disconnecting.  I thought it would be an easy fix for the great Comcast phone tech support...... The only problem is that I was disconnected twice and don't have the patience to call back a third time....Boy am I pissed.

Brain Freeze

Who can I piss off now ?????   What can I complain about now ?????  WTF is bothering me now ???  I am currently trying to decide what is the most ridiculous, cynical, and pathetic event I have witnessed these past few days............My brain is in fast forward mode.............so please give me a little time to rest....

    

Let the Rants Begin

I have not been very pissed off lately, but today I am ready to explode.  Starting the day off, I checked my pay stub from my very high profile job with the census department. ( typical government ). Well, if you read my 3 or 4 blogs lately about the idiots running the 2010 census and all the unnecessary paper work, you will get a laugh at this.  My first weeks pay check was short one full day.  The funny part of this is due to the fact that we have to meet a supervisor on a daily basis to get our hours worked for that day, because doing it weekly would cause problems.... Read the blogs and you will see why our government is so fucked, and why my pay was short.  But its my fault because I should have realized it would happen.
      OK, that's really not what I am pissed at......Where to begin.....  Lets start with the idiots of BP and especially the President of that company who said today that he really didn't think it was that big a deal.  Right asshole.......Only 11 lives lost, fishing and crabbing industry screwed, sea turtles, fish and all those other thingies in the ocean screwed, tourism due to messed up beaches will be massive, not to mention what we still don't know about Guaranteed this will have a huge effect for years to come.....But,. BP claims it's only 5,000 barrels a day. I have to believe it is closer to 20,000....... I guess they are the top assholes of the day with lots of guessing as to how to resolve this.............Then there is the US Army recalling 44,000 helmets that do not meet specifications.  Great job Army, why worry about are troops ?  Did you ever hear of inspecting these prior to giving them to the troops ??? More assholes and idiots.
     How about the terror groups that are now targeting NY ?  You know that is only going to get worse..  More idiots trying to mess up the USA.  Sure, no racial profiling.....Let anyone plant a bomb. And yes, I am all for what is going on in Arizona.  Somewhere, somehow, someone has to have the balls to make life safe for those legal US Citizens.  I am not saying the new law is perfect, but at least it's a start. Don't go yelling at me because I read the 10 page bill.  I also spent 2 years in the US Army and I am proud to be an American.  It's time for all of us to stand up and stop all the bullshit that is going on.  OK, I am ranting again.
      I get the NY Post delivered to me in Florida on a daily basis and it is amazing how much bull shit is going on by idiots of all sizes and shapes.  Gov. Patterson giving his aids a raise when the state is so in debt.......Girl's beware because having a boy toy ( younger ) can be hazardous to your health.......People are complaining that Elena Kagan is a lesbian????  who cares..........Doorman in NY buildings shaking down cabbies for fares to airports..........Heinz Ketchup is changing it's recipe to slash salt..........Kate and Cameron fighting over A-Rod........Rapper Lil Wayne in jail might have other problems because they found a MP3 player in his possession........Law & Order is now Law & Over.......WTF is happening to the world ????
     How can one not be cynical when reading a paper, watching news on TV, or surfing the web ????
Thank God for Facebook and Porn......

Huh ???????

Cannot see anything worthwhile to bitch and complain about today. Hopefully there will be something Ridiculous and Pathetic that I can be Cynical about tomorrow. It is so calming not to be pissed at anything. Except of course, some of those ridiculous causes some people have on facebook along with the wonderful political beliefs shared by others. I love the fact that when others rant and rave with their political beliefs, it is OK.  But when friends of theirs don't agree or have other opinions a war starts.  I had a friend recently that asked me why I was pissed all the time about everything ?  I thought that was great, because I am just having fun picking on all sorts of stuff. I certainly don't take politics seriously because that went out of the picture long ago.  Sports figures and entertainers are only that. They are strictly for our entertainment.  Medical industry is going to shit. Wall Street people are by far a bunch of crooks.  Where is the honesty ????? Bring back the Mafia. Now there were honest people where you always knew where you stood.  So take a good look at yourself, and be thankful each and every day when you wake up that you are still here to fight another battle that day.
     I have now officially babbled about nothing, said nothing, but managed to fill up some space for today's Crap.  Hope you had a good one.

Pissed Off

What is pissed off really ?  Is it different than being angry ? is it different than being mad ? We all know that it merely is a slang word for very annoyed or angry.  The Brits say pissed up which means drunk........OK, so where are we going here?????  What percentage of the population is pissed off right now, or at any given time ? Reading the paper today and you will see that some people are pissed off about the Health Care Bill.........New Yorkers are pissed off about the cutback of subway and bus service.........Farmers are pissed off because of lack of rain.........Airlines are pissed off about gas prices.........Look around and you will see someone no more than 5 feet from you being pissed about something, and if they are not, simply give it some time.  I think we need a National Pissed Off Day, where everyone could be pissed off together.  We can honk our horns at a certain time and piss off others.  It can be a non work day where everyone can be pissed off at their boss.  I think it should be April 15th tax day.  We are already pissed that we have or had to pay our tax bills, so why not just continue it so everyone can take part.  Lets come up with a pissed off drink, a pissed off vacation spot, a pissed off ball game.......I guess I am really lucky, as I have no problem finding something to be pissed off at , on any given day.  Think about it, but please, don't be pissed off at this stupid pissed off blog.