I Love U Facebook........I Hate U Facebook

I love Facebook.  I love it so much, I'm ready to throw my computer out the window.  I can't decide if some of my friends of FB are Completely brilliant or are just the dumbest assholes I know ?  I am not sure if they believe some of the prayers they ask me to re-post, or simply have formed a new religion and are trying to recruit me.
        

I love Facebook. I think it's wonderful that a tool has arrived that refuses to let me forget anyone's birthday that is my closest friend, family member, or the local bartender who might be our friend.  It's wonderful being reminded and then feeling like a piece of shit when you forget anyway and see that person thanking everyone but you the following day.

I love Facebook.  I especially love seeing pictures of friends that I haven't seen in many years.  Usually I am able to recognize them.  Sometimes they are very well disguised.  Sort of looks like every real estate persons business card with a 20 year old picture of them on it.
    

I Love Facebook.  However, I'm convinced I might change my name to "Nobody"... This is just a perfect example of the many motivational posts that are made daily.  I can't stand those fucking posts telling me what I need to do to wind up in Heaven...Fuck You and your motivational shit...Post some good Rants that are perfect for your boring daily routine.  Don't try to motivate me.

    

 

I Love Facebook.......But please, please, please,  Keep your fucking political views to yourself.  There are some clowns that insist on posting stupid, uncalled for dumb shit about any politician or party they don't like.  This irritates me because it's just as bad as all the negative crap that goes on in any political race anyway.  Why can't we just be above that ?  It doesn't bother me, however, because I have already blocked those assholes.  
         

I Love Facebook.....Will someone please tell me where this button is ?  I would love one to be able to add it to someones post when they post every single thing they are doing that day ?  I don't care what your doing unless of course your going out to a show or dinner or something fun. Sure, it's nice to see what your up too. ?????  But I really don't give a fuck that you went to your refrigerator and got out a really nice ripe apple...Choke on it.
    

I Love Facebook......and I am so happy you have a dog or cat or some other strange kind of animal...But again, I don't give a shit what your pet eats for breakfast of that it's in bed with you. Hopefully it is shitting all over your bed now as you read this.

I Love Facebook.....but if your a real estate friend and decide to use Facebook to show your listings, or some other bull shit way to sell something, your blocked.  Get a work page on Facebook and stop boring your friends with your business.




I Love Facebook.......However, if I see one more picture of your ugly kid on a daily basis and what he is doing I am going to scream..Lock the kid up in the closet and let the rest of us enjoy the good things about Facebook....Whatever they may be....
   

I Love Facebook......If, however, you went out last night and had a wonderful affair, or some wild sex, and felt like posting pictures, along with giving graphic comment with views, suggestions, etc......please, please, please......Feel Very Free to share this with all your friends.  Now we are getting to the important stuff........

 

Let the Rants Begin

I have not been very pissed off lately, but today I am ready to explode.  Starting the day off, I checked my pay stub from my very high profile job with the census department. ( typical government ). Well, if you read my 3 or 4 blogs lately about the idiots running the 2010 census and all the unnecessary paper work, you will get a laugh at this.  My first weeks pay check was short one full day.  The funny part of this is due to the fact that we have to meet a supervisor on a daily basis to get our hours worked for that day, because doing it weekly would cause problems.... Read the blogs and you will see why our government is so fucked, and why my pay was short.  But its my fault because I should have realized it would happen.
      OK, that's really not what I am pissed at......Where to begin.....  Lets start with the idiots of BP and especially the President of that company who said today that he really didn't think it was that big a deal.  Right asshole.......Only 11 lives lost, fishing and crabbing industry screwed, sea turtles, fish and all those other thingies in the ocean screwed, tourism due to messed up beaches will be massive, not to mention what we still don't know about Guaranteed this will have a huge effect for years to come.....But,. BP claims it's only 5,000 barrels a day. I have to believe it is closer to 20,000....... I guess they are the top assholes of the day with lots of guessing as to how to resolve this.............Then there is the US Army recalling 44,000 helmets that do not meet specifications.  Great job Army, why worry about are troops ?  Did you ever hear of inspecting these prior to giving them to the troops ??? More assholes and idiots.
     How about the terror groups that are now targeting NY ?  You know that is only going to get worse..  More idiots trying to mess up the USA.  Sure, no racial profiling.....Let anyone plant a bomb. And yes, I am all for what is going on in Arizona.  Somewhere, somehow, someone has to have the balls to make life safe for those legal US Citizens.  I am not saying the new law is perfect, but at least it's a start. Don't go yelling at me because I read the 10 page bill.  I also spent 2 years in the US Army and I am proud to be an American.  It's time for all of us to stand up and stop all the bullshit that is going on.  OK, I am ranting again.
      I get the NY Post delivered to me in Florida on a daily basis and it is amazing how much bull shit is going on by idiots of all sizes and shapes.  Gov. Patterson giving his aids a raise when the state is so in debt.......Girl's beware because having a boy toy ( younger ) can be hazardous to your health.......People are complaining that Elena Kagan is a lesbian????  who cares..........Doorman in NY buildings shaking down cabbies for fares to airports..........Heinz Ketchup is changing it's recipe to slash salt..........Kate and Cameron fighting over A-Rod........Rapper Lil Wayne in jail might have other problems because they found a MP3 player in his possession........Law & Order is now Law & Over.......WTF is happening to the world ????
     How can one not be cynical when reading a paper, watching news on TV, or surfing the web ????
Thank God for Facebook and Porn......