Dirty, Filthy, or Healthy ?

The above was taken last Sunday.

The above was taken Today.
                Hard to imagine that such filth has returned for the second Sunday.  Maybe it's me being a complete pain in the ass, but maybe not.  OK, I will tell you where it is.

              The pictures were taken from my cell right in front of L A Fitness where I guess I also went  last Sunday morning.  I have written about this chain before and just don't understand why they would let something like this happen. It is a good health club, but not so quick on keeping up with things.  I know that if I were the owner, regional manager, or someone up the corporate ladder I would have done something by now. Probably would have fired the manager of this location.

          
I am really not kidding about the pictures of the garbage. It is directly in front of the main entrance. Probably no more than 10 feet from the front door and in clear site of whoever is at the front desk checking in customers.    The picture above is of the elevator that has been that way for over a week now.....That is really pathetic...Oh wait....is this 1974 or 2012 ?

          Oh, I took this picture also of the paper towel machine on the upper level. I thought I was going to take a few so as to clean one of the machines before I got on it.   Guess it was hard to do with no paper in the paper machine.
          On an older post, I remember a picture of the water cooler that did not have cold water for almost three weeks......Yes, that was because the plug was lying underneath the machine and nobody bothered to plug it in.

         My question then becomes as to the health issue of going to a gym ?  Is it healthy to work out and be in a gym that is not very clean ?   I don't think so.   What is worse ?  Not working out or exercising or hanging out in a filthy environment ?

        Part of the solution would be to have some really great female trainers like pictured above.  Who am I kidding ?  I would rather they get their act together and clean the damn place.

       Of course one can always buy their own gym for home...... click below.

What is that Smell ?

 WTF is that terrible smell ?  Yesterday I got into my elevator and there was an elderly man with his wife who had gotten off at the same time I got in.  The elevator door closed and I nearly died from the smell. I was fucking trapped and all I thought about was fresh air.
    I began to get dizzy and a little nauseous and immediately thought it was barf time. I was able to control myself and eventually got out of the elevator alive and in one piece.

Now, however I must ask a very simple question. Why is it that mostly real old people wear the cheapest perfume or cologne made ?  It is like the old bottles of Thunderbird wine we used to buy for $1.99 a gallon that was barely drinkable.  We drank it however, because it was a necessity and we didn't have enough money for anything better.

       These people that I am speaking about are not poor. We are not talking about lower class, mid income folks watching every penny.  These are people who have retired here in So. Florida, and are driving their Bentley's and other luxury cars. These are people that have more money to burn and don't worry about a thing..................except of course when they buy their fragrances.  The men all seem to buy something like a quart size of Canoe or one of those other cheap colognes that have a smell that lasts for days and covers at least a half mile radius.

       The women seem to use something different that surely does not smell sweet, but has some old death like smell to it. In any event, it is disgusting.

       It's reached a point that some of the medical offices here in Florida have signs requesting patients to refrain from wearing anything due to the fact some people are allergic to certain colognes.  That is such a nice way of saying that some people really stink and are not welcome in the office.

      
Somehow, however,  I seem to believe that she (left) will smell really wonderful being right next to her. And yes, I certainly would like to be right next to her.
















     I do have a solution for this smelly crap.  In fact I have two solutions........First of all as pictured below is to simply buy a nice modern day gas mask to carry around at all times.

          The second and probably better idea is to get the fuck out of Florida.

Hey........check out the Crap Cap on the right and buy a cap or two........thanks...you will love it aside from having fun with it.

Complaining Vs. Bitching

I know that I bitch about everything.........well........almost everything.........It's not really bitching and it's not really complaining that I do, but simply spreading the truth about all the fucked up situations that follow us in that daily thing know as Life.  We all are disgusted about one thing or another.  Let's face it ????????  Either it is a relationship we are in, a marriage, our kids, our parents, our job, our organization, our sports team, what is on TV, what movie to see, where to eat, what to eat, where to buy gas, what kind of car to drive, where to go on vacation, what smart phone to get...........blah, blah, blah.................I guarantee that if you look at some to your left or right this very second and ask the same questions..........you will be amazed at the answers you will get.

     I live in a high rise condominium right on the ocean with the most beautiful view in the world which is located on a wonderful little island in So. Florida.  One would think waking up in the morning and looking at this would be the most fantastic thing in the world. Sure each and everyone of us has some sort of problems.  That is the meaning of Life.  There were little problems when you are little and big problems when you are big.....Simple .... Right.....
     Wrong..... in fact my point was proved this morning.  Feeling great (well almost) and going out for some breakfast I got into the elevator for what I thought would be a pleasant ride with myself to the garage level. So what happens next ???  Funny you should ask.... This older couple gets into the elevator on a floor or two beneath me and says hello real quick and then.......Da Da..........." Isn't Sarah Palin a real idiot ? "  "Weren't her remarks the stupidest thing you ever heard ? "  And continued until we finally reached the garage....I then proceeded to tell her that I really don't give a crap what Sarah Palin said or will say, nor do I give a shit what most politicians say. The truth is I don't believe a word they say and it is proven time after time to be true.  All you have to do is watch Bill O'reilly or Kieth Oberman and you will know what I mean.  But let's not talk politics because that is another whole subject.
     I get into my car, answer my cell phone and lo and behold...............one of the people in my building calling and complaining about the Management Company and what they are doing and how they are ruining the building. Funny but just yesterday I ran into someone else from my building who told me what a great job this management company was doing.
      I drive a little and arrive at my new favorite bagel place. Now, I am waiting to get my coffee when I here some lady complaining about how the different coffee's are arranged on the counter and how difficult it is to navigate around it.  Then while sitting and reading my morning NY Post and sipping on a nice cup of coffee and a whole wheat bagel, I hear 3 women next to me complaining about Everything.

      Well, despite coming down with a cold and not feeling so great, I continue my journey home without complaining to myself about all the complaints I have heard this past hour.  I was just looking forward to knowing the entire day was ahead of me and that much more complaining was going to be heard.    
      The only question here is ???????????????????  Am I bitching now or complaining ? I am so happy that I am normal and the rest of the world is all f**ked up......I know the secret..... I have the formula......I understand the reasoning........I realize how it is.............I have conquered all of this and am now going to share it.....................The meaning of life is balance............just like a