Complaining Vs. Bitching

I know that I bitch about everything.........well........almost everything.........It's not really bitching and it's not really complaining that I do, but simply spreading the truth about all the fucked up situations that follow us in that daily thing know as Life.  We all are disgusted about one thing or another.  Let's face it ????????  Either it is a relationship we are in, a marriage, our kids, our parents, our job, our organization, our sports team, what is on TV, what movie to see, where to eat, what to eat, where to buy gas, what kind of car to drive, where to go on vacation, what smart phone to get...........blah, blah, blah.................I guarantee that if you look at some to your left or right this very second and ask the same questions..........you will be amazed at the answers you will get.

     I live in a high rise condominium right on the ocean with the most beautiful view in the world which is located on a wonderful little island in So. Florida.  One would think waking up in the morning and looking at this would be the most fantastic thing in the world. Sure each and everyone of us has some sort of problems.  That is the meaning of Life.  There were little problems when you are little and big problems when you are big.....Simple .... Right.....
     Wrong..... in fact my point was proved this morning.  Feeling great (well almost) and going out for some breakfast I got into the elevator for what I thought would be a pleasant ride with myself to the garage level. So what happens next ???  Funny you should ask.... This older couple gets into the elevator on a floor or two beneath me and says hello real quick and then.......Da Da..........." Isn't Sarah Palin a real idiot ? "  "Weren't her remarks the stupidest thing you ever heard ? "  And continued until we finally reached the garage....I then proceeded to tell her that I really don't give a crap what Sarah Palin said or will say, nor do I give a shit what most politicians say. The truth is I don't believe a word they say and it is proven time after time to be true.  All you have to do is watch Bill O'reilly or Kieth Oberman and you will know what I mean.  But let's not talk politics because that is another whole subject.
     I get into my car, answer my cell phone and lo and behold...............one of the people in my building calling and complaining about the Management Company and what they are doing and how they are ruining the building. Funny but just yesterday I ran into someone else from my building who told me what a great job this management company was doing.
      I drive a little and arrive at my new favorite bagel place. Now, I am waiting to get my coffee when I here some lady complaining about how the different coffee's are arranged on the counter and how difficult it is to navigate around it.  Then while sitting and reading my morning NY Post and sipping on a nice cup of coffee and a whole wheat bagel, I hear 3 women next to me complaining about Everything.

      Well, despite coming down with a cold and not feeling so great, I continue my journey home without complaining to myself about all the complaints I have heard this past hour.  I was just looking forward to knowing the entire day was ahead of me and that much more complaining was going to be heard.    
      The only question here is ???????????????????  Am I bitching now or complaining ? I am so happy that I am normal and the rest of the world is all f**ked up......I know the secret..... I have the formula......I understand the reasoning........I realize how it is.............I have conquered all of this and am now going to share it.....................The meaning of life is balance............just like a