My Bad

Labor Day Weekend got me all messed up and I didn't write as I promised. Guess that makes me a Boob as well.  I am re-charging and should be getting back to my usual complaining, bitching, ridiculous, cynical, and pathetic point of view that seems to be shared by thousands around the world...
      So please bear with me, at least for a little while...

A Facebook Dictatorship

      

     I have to admit that I like Facebook.  I don't love it, but I like what it stands for and what it does and is capable of doing.  I have my homepage and about 140 or so friends.  I am certainly not like some of these assholes with 2,500 plus friends.  That is such bullshit and I really doubt that anyone can have such an excessive amount of friends.  Besides, we all know they don't even know 90% of them, but I really could care less.

I do however belong to a few groups. One of them I particularly like and especially enjoy spending some time on. I purposely will not be very specific as I don't want to embarrass certain people and additionally don't want to infringe on the privacy of this group. With that being said, this group is about a certain geographical location in upstate New York that at one time was a thriving area for resort hotels and bungalow colonies.  It is something that both myself and the almost 4,000 members hold dearly and like me either grew up there or spent many summers there enjoying the area.  It is usually a nice, fun, entertaining, informative, etc. group where all of the members are nice to each other..............

Except for yesterday.............Yesterday morning, yours truly was accused of being a dictator, and self appointed head of this group along with making all the rules and regulations......Whoa Nelly.......There was lots of other stuff this person said and none of it was very nice.  I am not the leader......I am not in charge.....I am not a dictator......But......I guess I am that type of person that does push things a little to the edge and probably posts some edgy stuff.  But again, in my defense, my postings usually make for an interesting thread with lots of activity around it.....That is a good thing.

     Well, I really had to do something about that. (BTW, she sent me all this nasty stuff in a private message along with lots of crap about others in the group ) . I really didn't know what to do, because I really did not want to embarrass this person, but then I got another nasty private message.........OK Bitch......Game On......... So I did what any red blooded American guy would do. I posted her private message to me which had reference to many others in the group, calling them stupid, fat, old dumb asses, and several others.  But I was still nice and did not include her name.........Let the war begin.......within an hour there were 100 plus comments from others in the group.  They only wanted to know her name and it was getting wild....I was still being a gentlemen and holding back.........until another private mail came to me calling me a yutz, asshole, etc.......That was it....After all, a dictator should be able to do what he wants.  I posted her other message and then the individual attacks began between this Bitch and some of the other people in the group.

     

Let the catfight begin and so it did.  It was wonderful. It went on til late last night and I am only sorry that I had to go out for dinner and miss some of the fun live. I did however manage to catch up on everything when I returned.  Well, by the end of the night there were some 400 posts in the thread and some were just a riot.  This morning all was peaceful and the bitch seems to have vanished, or somehow facebook stoned or facebook burned at the stake.

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Bottom line is, "There is nothing like a good Catfight".

Complaining Vs. Bitching

I know that I bitch about everything.........well........almost everything.........It's not really bitching and it's not really complaining that I do, but simply spreading the truth about all the fucked up situations that follow us in that daily thing know as Life.  We all are disgusted about one thing or another.  Let's face it ????????  Either it is a relationship we are in, a marriage, our kids, our parents, our job, our organization, our sports team, what is on TV, what movie to see, where to eat, what to eat, where to buy gas, what kind of car to drive, where to go on vacation, what smart phone to get...........blah, blah, blah.................I guarantee that if you look at some to your left or right this very second and ask the same questions..........you will be amazed at the answers you will get.

     I live in a high rise condominium right on the ocean with the most beautiful view in the world which is located on a wonderful little island in So. Florida.  One would think waking up in the morning and looking at this would be the most fantastic thing in the world. Sure each and everyone of us has some sort of problems.  That is the meaning of Life.  There were little problems when you are little and big problems when you are big.....Simple .... Right.....
     Wrong..... in fact my point was proved this morning.  Feeling great (well almost) and going out for some breakfast I got into the elevator for what I thought would be a pleasant ride with myself to the garage level. So what happens next ???  Funny you should ask.... This older couple gets into the elevator on a floor or two beneath me and says hello real quick and then.......Da Da..........." Isn't Sarah Palin a real idiot ? "  "Weren't her remarks the stupidest thing you ever heard ? "  And continued until we finally reached the garage....I then proceeded to tell her that I really don't give a crap what Sarah Palin said or will say, nor do I give a shit what most politicians say. The truth is I don't believe a word they say and it is proven time after time to be true.  All you have to do is watch Bill O'reilly or Kieth Oberman and you will know what I mean.  But let's not talk politics because that is another whole subject.
     I get into my car, answer my cell phone and lo and behold...............one of the people in my building calling and complaining about the Management Company and what they are doing and how they are ruining the building. Funny but just yesterday I ran into someone else from my building who told me what a great job this management company was doing.
      I drive a little and arrive at my new favorite bagel place. Now, I am waiting to get my coffee when I here some lady complaining about how the different coffee's are arranged on the counter and how difficult it is to navigate around it.  Then while sitting and reading my morning NY Post and sipping on a nice cup of coffee and a whole wheat bagel, I hear 3 women next to me complaining about Everything.

      Well, despite coming down with a cold and not feeling so great, I continue my journey home without complaining to myself about all the complaints I have heard this past hour.  I was just looking forward to knowing the entire day was ahead of me and that much more complaining was going to be heard.    
      The only question here is ???????????????????  Am I bitching now or complaining ? I am so happy that I am normal and the rest of the world is all f**ked up......I know the secret..... I have the formula......I understand the reasoning........I realize how it is.............I have conquered all of this and am now going to share it.....................The meaning of life is balance............just like a