The Rules Are.............There Are No Rules.......

Rules Suck!!!!!!!!  Why do rules suck ?  Duh......Because no one listens to rules, no one pays attention to rules, no one abides by rules..........But .......Everyone demands on making rules for everyone else. OK, so I really don't mean everyone. Naturally there are some good old, law biding, honest people out there capable of abiding by rules.  They may be few and far between, but they are there.
     I live in a condo with about 105 units.  We have more rules and regulations than the United States Government and all it's branches have together.  There are rules for the pool, for the elevator, for the gym, for the garage, for meetings, for garbage, for what can go on the balcony, for window treatments, for storage, for pool temp., for using the grills, for everything and anything you can think of.  Now, if you happen to live in a place like mine, you are probably subjected to many of the same rules.
    Now here comes the problem. No One wants to follow rules because we all think they are for everyone else, but not for us.  You know that is true, so don't try to hide it.  You make rules for your kids........Right....??????  Do they follow them????? Of course not........You set ground rules down for your marriage or relationship.....Does your partner follow them????????? Of course not............You set rules for your employees if you own or run a business. Do they follow them????? Of course not.......There are rules for the protection of you and me.  Are they being followed ?????? Obviously not by the amount of people in jail......We have speeding rules........Tell me you never got a speeding ticket or got stopped for speeding.....
     So what is the point of rules? Maybe we need rules for when rules are broken ??????? Maybe the Golden Rules is really where it's at. "He who has the Gold, Rules".
     And the rules of a good blog...............Quit while your ahead.

Constipated........Can't think of anything to bitch about today.

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WTF New York ??????????? aka Return of the 3 Stooges

Your Chair is gone Charlie Rangel....How did he get away with all this shit for so long.  I have been blasting him for years. But congratulations for being the poster child for misconduct.  I can't list all the shit he has done, but being head of the House Ways and Means Committee.  Means.......what does that Mean ????  One down..................And now for my birthplace Governor.   Oh David Paterson.....  I don't care that you cheated, you lied, you said that you love me.......and other New Yorkers.  Your affairs, your lies under oath, your lack of leadership, your making even your top aids call you Mr. Governor, your inability to run a state, your (OK, you get the picture). What piss's me off is you being a Yankee Gypper.....Yup , demanding and receiving free tickets at Yankee Stadium for the world series for you and your son and your sons friend.  Man, give me a break.  Even with great seats, what did you expect to see??????????..........And now for my all time favorite.......REV. AL??????? Your Rangels all time friend.  What are you going to do now? Oh wait, what does he do anytime other then yell and scream....ET TU, REV. AL?  What is going on in NY ?  Lets make it a racial thing. Oh, we can't do that either or we will upset Rev Al.  Good thing I am not prejudice in anyway because next on my list of assholes is Chuck Schumer.  Don't worry Chuck, I am watching you and know there is something dirty about you or you are just a plain old asshole.  Aahhhhhh, now I feel so much better and saved lots of money on another therapy session.

Punished by God

About 10 PM last night I decided to go out for a burger to a great place here in So. Florida.  The key point here is the fact that I almost never eat red meat (OK, maybe 2/3 hamburgers a year that I will usually not admit to ). The second key point is that I almost never eat anything at 10:30 at night ( probably not past 8 pm or my delicate little tummy might bother me the next day ). What a wuss I am !!!  So there I am at the Brass Ring sitting at the bar and ordering the burger as pictured with some Ice Tea.  Now I am looking and talking to the guy sitting to my right who has a ice cold draft beer sitting in front of him.  It looks so wonderful and chilled in a frozen glass mug, that I am about ready to order the same.  Oh, by the way,  I am also not a beer drinker and only have about 2/3 beers a year. So now I am getting really exited......About to get a cheeseburger that I should not be eating.  About to order a beer that I should not be drinking.....About to eat later then I should.....And just relaxed and happy as a pig in shit.........When........The guy to my right drops his beer from his hand, it lands on the bar.....and splatters me and my sweater and jeans.......or should I say soaks it.......Well......the bar gets cleaned up.......my food comes..........and I totally smell like a brewery .......Point of this story ?????????????? Stomach is so not used to eating red meat and I feel yucky right now.......So did God punish me ? Or did I do this to myself ?  I really know the answer. And I guess I am still a Wuss.

I want an Egg Cream ( A What ???? )

WTF is the world coming to when Egg Creams are a thing of the past.  ?????

Why can't I get seltzer delivered to me in these bottles like I did when I was younger ?  Why is life getting so difficult ?  This is not a big deal. It certainly is not like trying to get a health care bill passed.  In fact, if these idiots in DC would sit around and drink egg cream's, there would never be a problem in the world.  So you really don't know what an egg cream is?????  Obviously your not jewish, and not from NY.  Here goes..... a large soda glass. Add chocolate syrup.  (Only Fox's U Bet will do ) put some real milk in the glass.  Then put in the seltzer making sure you use a spoon to direct the flow of the seltzer.  Mix, and OOOOLAAA. YOU have the treat of a lifetime.   If you dont beleive me, simply ask a friend from NY.....Remember, there is no substitute for Fox's and no substitute for real seltzer in a bottle like pictured.  OR.....you can go to the local corner luncheonette  with a fountain should you be lucky enough to find one....lol in your quest for something else that is Gone.  So you will just read this and go to starbucks and have some shitty overpriced long named excuse for coffee.  Lets bring back the egg-cream.  Oh, by the way.......there is no such thing as a diet egg cream.