I want an Egg Cream ( A What ???? )

WTF is the world coming to when Egg Creams are a thing of the past.  ?????

Why can't I get seltzer delivered to me in these bottles like I did when I was younger ?  Why is life getting so difficult ?  This is not a big deal. It certainly is not like trying to get a health care bill passed.  In fact, if these idiots in DC would sit around and drink egg cream's, there would never be a problem in the world.  So you really don't know what an egg cream is?????  Obviously your not jewish, and not from NY.  Here goes..... a large soda glass. Add chocolate syrup.  (Only Fox's U Bet will do ) put some real milk in the glass.  Then put in the seltzer making sure you use a spoon to direct the flow of the seltzer.  Mix, and OOOOLAAA. YOU have the treat of a lifetime.   If you dont beleive me, simply ask a friend from NY.....Remember, there is no substitute for Fox's and no substitute for real seltzer in a bottle like pictured.  OR.....you can go to the local corner luncheonette  with a fountain should you be lucky enough to find one....lol in your quest for something else that is Gone.  So you will just read this and go to starbucks and have some shitty overpriced long named excuse for coffee.  Lets bring back the egg-cream.  Oh, by the way.......there is no such thing as a diet egg cream.