Oh....."Such Bullshit"

Have you seen the latest commercial for Rosland Capital with William DeVane landing his plane and then giving his bullshit pitch on Rosland Capital ? Telling us about how good he has done, and how he loves the feel of gold ?  What is with these has been movie stars ? Don't they know when it's time to quit. Who gives a shit about his horses or his plane ?  Actually, I cannot believe how many sites there are about the negativity of these ads and how much people really hate them. Well, everyone has his or her opinion.

But what can be more bullshit then Dolce and Gabbana introducing Baby Perfume ?

The answer: a new fragrance, with notes of citrus, honey, and melon, which the luxury fashion firm designed especially for the stroller set.
“The softness of baby skin, the freshness of baby breath, a mother’s sweet hug, [and] the first smile” were inspirations for the scent, meant to enhance the tot’s natural smell, Gabbana said.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/dolce-gabbana-debuts-baby-perfume-article-1.1248572#ixzz2J825mgW6

    What ever happened to Baby Powder ?

This is one of my all time "Such Bullshit" observations. Getting home from food shopping and putting away the eggs in the fridge and "Yes".....finding that one cracked egg that was not visible while I was in the supermarket.

I am convinced that one cracked egg is strategically placed in those cartons to fool us all. You would think in 2013 that someone would really come up with an unbreakable egg carton.

Lip Sync

Of course the cartoon above (not to be confused with the egg carton) speaks for itself. Talk about "Such Bullshit".  Don't know which is worse ?

But to the rescue comes dear old Ashley Dupre.. Those of you might remember her as the ex call girl who single handily was responsible to taking down Ex Governor Eliot Spitzer. She has written a book as well as had a baby. It's about sex tips and relationship advice. 

Actually, the reality is she is the only thing I have just written about that probably isn't "Such Bullshit".  It's also the only thing that is actually believable.

As a quick note.......I have been sick as a dog this past week and have not felt like writing or in fact doing anything. (except maybe napping)
    
    

Being stuck in the house for about a week on antibiotics and cold stuff really does suck. But that is a topic for another blog.
       
           
    

    
       

Make Believe

Lets talk about make believe shit.  The phony laughter, the phony smile, the phony handshake, the phony glance, the phony everything that goes along with each and every award show these days.
Why can't people be honest ?  What is so difficult about telling the truth and displaying your emotions ?
    I will be the first person to be honest and say that I just have not felt like writing these past few weeks.  I just haven't given a shit about anything and didn't want to share negative stuff with anyone. Whew.....so now that is out of the way and my honesty is restored to 100%. Just like Lance Armstrong.......

WTF is the deal on all these award shows where everyone is always smiling and pretending to have a great time ? We all know that is complete bullshit.  If you were up for an award of any kind and didn't win, how would you feel ??????  Fucking A....You would be pissed, upset, crazed, angry, rattled, and would want to kill the fucker that took the award that should have been in your hands.

And the Winner ??????  What is with that totally surprised look ?  It's like going to your surprise birthday party and walking in and looking so surprised.  Bull....You have known about it for weeks, so who are you kidding ?

      I think it is just the way of the world. Is everyone just full of shit and willing to smile,
laugh, and live with it ?  Obviously the answer to that is YES.

Maybe these award shows are really one big circus.  Actually , it does appear to be a three ring circus so it must be true.

Maybe the AVN awards have the best idea.  Nothing phony there . (well maybe that is not true). But they are all happy and no one seems to be jealous at all. Probably due to the fact that everyone seems to win something or other.

     
    Like they say, "It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all. "  I guess that is nothing like "Fuck....I didn't win".
     
     
      

Commericals ? Really ?

I am so tired of seeing some of the stupidest commercials ever on TV.  Not only are they stupid and an insult to what is left of my brain, but they are simply totally ridiculous.  The ads are stupid, the products insane, and for the most part............they simply do not work.  A simple example is the Olde Brooklyn Lantern as pictured above.  I want to scream every time I see this dumb ass commercial on television. http://youtu.be/oDR6Vcu3oUc  .  Really. There is no power, but they are able to cook, drink a hot beverage and all other stupid things.
     I decided to google it and was amazed at all the comments. Mainly that it only lights up an area so close to where you are, and you can barely see it.  There is more, but it is too irritating to talk about.

Then of course is the Hurry Cane.   Give me a fucking break. Talk about a play on words ?  What does a ship and a pirate (without his eye patch) have to do with this ?

And this poor lady. Obviously she doesn't need her cane except to do a commercial. Why wouldn't she use a shopping cart ?  Is it me, or do these sellers think everyone is as stupid as they are ?

Of course there is always the Lint Lizard. It just goes on and on.  I am convinced that most of these products are invented in prison or mental hospitals.  It has reached a point of getting close to throwing something at the TV every time I see one of them.

       BUT.
     There happen to be some commercials that are believable and possibly offer a product worth buying.   Check out the link to the following.
       
Sexy Banned Commercial - Video Dailymotion

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvtb2_sexy-leo-s-sports-club-commercial_news#.UOYzHrZzD5J

http://youtu.be/H4reAWQkfKI

Or. Some of these videos below.  Somehow I would rather watch these and guaranteed would be more apt to buy the product as opposed to some of the crap up above.

I guess that if we are forced to watch commercials, we should at least enjoy them.