Saturday, January 26, 2013

Oh....."Such Bullshit"

Have you seen the latest commercial for Rosland Capital with William DeVane landing his plane and then giving his bullshit pitch on Rosland Capital ? Telling us about how good he has done, and how he loves the feel of gold ?  What is with these has been movie stars ? Don't they know when it's time to quit. Who gives a shit about his horses or his plane ?  Actually, I cannot believe how many sites there are about the negativity of these ads and how much people really hate them. Well, everyone has his or her opinion.
But what can be more bullshit then Dolce and Gabbana introducing Baby Perfume ?
The answer: a new fragrance, with notes of citrus, honey, and melon, which the luxury fashion firm designed especially for the stroller set.
“The softness of baby skin, the freshness of baby breath, a mother’s sweet hug, [and] the first smile” were inspirations for the scent, meant to enhance the tot’s natural smell, Gabbana said.
    What ever happened to Baby Powder ?
This is one of my all time "Such Bullshit" observations. Getting home from food shopping and putting away the eggs in the fridge and "Yes".....finding that one cracked egg that was not visible while I was in the supermarket.
I am convinced that one cracked egg is strategically placed in those cartons to fool us all. You would think in 2013 that someone would really come up with an unbreakable egg carton.

Lip Sync
Of course the cartoon above (not to be confused with the egg carton) speaks for itself. Talk about "Such Bullshit".  Don't know which is worse ?
But to the rescue comes dear old Ashley Dupre.. Those of you might remember her as the ex call girl who single handily was responsible to taking down Ex Governor Eliot Spitzer. She has written a book as well as had a baby. It's about sex tips and relationship advice. 
Actually, the reality is she is the only thing I have just written about that probably isn't "Such Bullshit".  It's also the only thing that is actually believable.
As a quick note.......I have been sick as a dog this past week and have not felt like writing or in fact doing anything. (except maybe napping)
    
    
Being stuck in the house for about a week on antibiotics and cold stuff really does suck. But that is a topic for another blog.
       
           
    

    
       

1 comment:

  1. dan Marino he just owned up to it. most men don't

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