Make Believe

Lets talk about make believe shit.  The phony laughter, the phony smile, the phony handshake, the phony glance, the phony everything that goes along with each and every award show these days.
Why can't people be honest ?  What is so difficult about telling the truth and displaying your emotions ?
    I will be the first person to be honest and say that I just have not felt like writing these past few weeks.  I just haven't given a shit about anything and didn't want to share negative stuff with anyone. Whew.....so now that is out of the way and my honesty is restored to 100%. Just like Lance Armstrong.......

WTF is the deal on all these award shows where everyone is always smiling and pretending to have a great time ? We all know that is complete bullshit.  If you were up for an award of any kind and didn't win, how would you feel ??????  Fucking A....You would be pissed, upset, crazed, angry, rattled, and would want to kill the fucker that took the award that should have been in your hands.

And the Winner ??????  What is with that totally surprised look ?  It's like going to your surprise birthday party and walking in and looking so surprised.  Bull....You have known about it for weeks, so who are you kidding ?

      I think it is just the way of the world. Is everyone just full of shit and willing to smile,
laugh, and live with it ?  Obviously the answer to that is YES.

Maybe these award shows are really one big circus.  Actually , it does appear to be a three ring circus so it must be true.

Maybe the AVN awards have the best idea.  Nothing phony there . (well maybe that is not true). But they are all happy and no one seems to be jealous at all. Probably due to the fact that everyone seems to win something or other.

     
    Like they say, "It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all. "  I guess that is nothing like "Fuck....I didn't win".
     
     
      

Commericals ? Really ?

I am so tired of seeing some of the stupidest commercials ever on TV.  Not only are they stupid and an insult to what is left of my brain, but they are simply totally ridiculous.  The ads are stupid, the products insane, and for the most part............they simply do not work.  A simple example is the Olde Brooklyn Lantern as pictured above.  I want to scream every time I see this dumb ass commercial on television. http://youtu.be/oDR6Vcu3oUc  .  Really. There is no power, but they are able to cook, drink a hot beverage and all other stupid things.
     I decided to google it and was amazed at all the comments. Mainly that it only lights up an area so close to where you are, and you can barely see it.  There is more, but it is too irritating to talk about.

Then of course is the Hurry Cane.   Give me a fucking break. Talk about a play on words ?  What does a ship and a pirate (without his eye patch) have to do with this ?

And this poor lady. Obviously she doesn't need her cane except to do a commercial. Why wouldn't she use a shopping cart ?  Is it me, or do these sellers think everyone is as stupid as they are ?

Of course there is always the Lint Lizard. It just goes on and on.  I am convinced that most of these products are invented in prison or mental hospitals.  It has reached a point of getting close to throwing something at the TV every time I see one of them.

       BUT.
     There happen to be some commercials that are believable and possibly offer a product worth buying.   Check out the link to the following.
       
Sexy Banned Commercial - Video Dailymotion

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvtb2_sexy-leo-s-sports-club-commercial_news#.UOYzHrZzD5J

http://youtu.be/H4reAWQkfKI

Or. Some of these videos below.  Somehow I would rather watch these and guaranteed would be more apt to buy the product as opposed to some of the crap up above.

I guess that if we are forced to watch commercials, we should at least enjoy them.

End of the World

Hopefully this will not be my last blog.  Hopefully you will be reading CRaPUSA for a time to come. Hopefully you will have some very good sex (like I plan on doing) these next 24 hours......Just in Case.

But the problem is being safe. Why the fuck do I want to use protection, if in fact there won't be anything to protect the following day ?  See, this end of the world shit is already causing too many problems for me.

Leave it to the New York Post for always coming up with something wonderful.  Lots of End of the World Parties, and lots of end of the world sex for lots of people. "Everybody should go out feeling satisfied", said the wonderful model on the cover of the Post above.  There are plenty of bars and clubs having wonderful parties tomorrow.  The question is simply do we really need an excuse to have a great party ?

Maybe some of our wonderful politicians will benefit from this ??????

In  any event, I wish all of you a wonderful End of the World......Enjoy and hopefully I will see you all after the world decides to remain just that.