I Love U Facebook........I Hate U Facebook

I love Facebook.  I love it so much, I'm ready to throw my computer out the window.  I can't decide if some of my friends of FB are Completely brilliant or are just the dumbest assholes I know ?  I am not sure if they believe some of the prayers they ask me to re-post, or simply have formed a new religion and are trying to recruit me.
        

I love Facebook. I think it's wonderful that a tool has arrived that refuses to let me forget anyone's birthday that is my closest friend, family member, or the local bartender who might be our friend.  It's wonderful being reminded and then feeling like a piece of shit when you forget anyway and see that person thanking everyone but you the following day.

I love Facebook.  I especially love seeing pictures of friends that I haven't seen in many years.  Usually I am able to recognize them.  Sometimes they are very well disguised.  Sort of looks like every real estate persons business card with a 20 year old picture of them on it.
    

I Love Facebook.  However, I'm convinced I might change my name to "Nobody"... This is just a perfect example of the many motivational posts that are made daily.  I can't stand those fucking posts telling me what I need to do to wind up in Heaven...Fuck You and your motivational shit...Post some good Rants that are perfect for your boring daily routine.  Don't try to motivate me.

    

 

I Love Facebook.......But please, please, please,  Keep your fucking political views to yourself.  There are some clowns that insist on posting stupid, uncalled for dumb shit about any politician or party they don't like.  This irritates me because it's just as bad as all the negative crap that goes on in any political race anyway.  Why can't we just be above that ?  It doesn't bother me, however, because I have already blocked those assholes.  
         

I Love Facebook.....Will someone please tell me where this button is ?  I would love one to be able to add it to someones post when they post every single thing they are doing that day ?  I don't care what your doing unless of course your going out to a show or dinner or something fun. Sure, it's nice to see what your up too. ?????  But I really don't give a fuck that you went to your refrigerator and got out a really nice ripe apple...Choke on it.
    

I Love Facebook......and I am so happy you have a dog or cat or some other strange kind of animal...But again, I don't give a shit what your pet eats for breakfast of that it's in bed with you. Hopefully it is shitting all over your bed now as you read this.

I Love Facebook.....but if your a real estate friend and decide to use Facebook to show your listings, or some other bull shit way to sell something, your blocked.  Get a work page on Facebook and stop boring your friends with your business.




I Love Facebook.......However, if I see one more picture of your ugly kid on a daily basis and what he is doing I am going to scream..Lock the kid up in the closet and let the rest of us enjoy the good things about Facebook....Whatever they may be....
   

I Love Facebook......If, however, you went out last night and had a wonderful affair, or some wild sex, and felt like posting pictures, along with giving graphic comment with views, suggestions, etc......please, please, please......Feel Very Free to share this with all your friends.  Now we are getting to the important stuff........

 

Stupid Friggen Blogs ??????????? A year ago

Blogs are fucken stupid and a complete waste of time for anyone reading or writing them. OK, that being said I will tell you about my blog first and then blast all other blogs out there. (with the exception of my daughters which is really quite good ).
     I began writing mine (if in fact you call this writing? ) because of my addiction to Mafia Wars. After wasting probably an hour plus a day for a year and a half, I decided that I needed to break the habit. Initially, I tried to replace that time with watching porn. That did not work either. After countless hours of therapy and lots of Xanax, I was back to playing MW.  Not that its bad, but it is completely useless and just goes on and on. Reminds me of my ex-wives. I knew that I needed a diversion that would be good for me, get rid of my anxieties, waste some time, be funny and sarcastic with the ability to rank on people, and generally have something that I could look at and really laugh and forget all the crap that goes on daily in the world.
     Hence................the start of CRaP, which I hope you enjoy and get a few laughs from. (Judging from the number of hits there is more than one person enjoying this...............Which........leads me to today's topic of Stupid Friggen Blogs.  I have looked at hundreds yesterday and some of the stupid names are Dreams land in the Rainforest, Mabry life on line, The crazy Nelson Family, Life in Iowa, Loving life in Seattle, The Blatter Family.......yac yac yac yac....... If I see another ugly kids photos growing up, another religious posting board, another wedding or honeymoon tale with pictures, another vacation story,  I am going to scream....I am tired of hearing when someone has a date, goes to a movie, sports event, dinner, gets a new phone, takes a piss, buys new underwear, makes a new friend,  loves or hates a political person (whoops....my blog of yesterday), gets a new car, loves a tv program or movie, Or goes on yakking, yakking, yakking like I am doing now.

     
     No one really cares what you are doing. No one cares about what you are thinking. UNLESS, and I use that word again........Unless you are witty, funny, and really don't take yourself serious. Obviously, I don't take a thing I do, or a thing I say serious.  Mainly this blog is to amuse me, and maybe a few people out there with a really good sense of humor. The other fact is that many things actually do piss me off on a daily basis. I am sure that most of you living anywhere in the world have days where everything will piss you off.  Well, now you know my intention.

    
     I know that I am going to get CRaP about this, but isn't that  what a blog is all about?????
It is also hard to believe this was written over one year ago.....Don't Bitch.......If I hadn't said anything, you never would have known.