Really ?

It's the Holiday Season and everyone is happy....Ha ha.......OK, so the famous Macy Day Parade came and went without much commotion.  Except of course for the fact the confetti contained some interesting shit.  Yup, SS account numbers, bank records, prison records, and all sorts of fun stuff were discovered through the tons and tons of paper lying in the streets of NY. Naturally the funniest thing I can think of is all the press this got and no-one knows who, what, why, or when this happened.  OMG. Does this remind you of some embassy attacks that recently happened ?  Why is it people are stupid on every level after the fact ?  Don't bother to answer, because there is no answer.

Now there is all sorts of crap going on about Stewart Rahr.  He is a billionaire who made all his money at age 64 selling his local drug distribution company.  Good for him......but now he is trying to buy his way into becoming an A list celebrity and not caring how he spends his money.I find it a riot, especially in the Hampton scene.  Who really gives a shit what assholes do with their money...

A NY Tradition

Here is an interesting fact for you New Yorkers and those who love New York.  An average beggar will make between 20 and 200 dollars per day.  Guess you even have to hustle at begging to be successful at that.

Push and wait a year or so

     
    
     This is something that really blows my mind.  Most of those push button and wait to walk signal signs do not work. That is right. The majority of them are on timers and don't get changed or removed until there is major renovations planned for that particular street.  I always wondered what the real purpose was for those signs and now I know......Nothing.

Reading CRaPUSA makes you smart

       This is my ATF.  I have always wondered why almost every take out coffee in America has those same stupid blue cups with "We are happy to serve you" printed on them.  They are like a bad dream. Well, this likely has to do with the predominance of Greek-owned diners in NYC. These were first made by a Connecticut based Sherri Cup Company in 1963-back when the majority of diners were  Greek-owned. They sell over 15 million a month, according to the company's web site. That is lots of coffee traveling.

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While I am on the subject of Boob's..........Please let us not forget Side Boobs.  There is just something about that subject that keeps on giving and giving and giving.

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Stupid Crap to Give during Festivus ( A wonderful Re-run from Dec. 2010

I can't decide if I love or hate holidays ?  Holidays can be wonderful when celebrated with family or friends, but the same holiday can be lonely if you are alone.  But then again, what really constitutes a Holiday ????  During this month, there are several holidays that retailers love.  Actually, what makes some of these so wonderful is the ridiculous things people do and say during them. I am talking now of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Yule, Christmas, and all the other derivatives of these holidays.

     I for one, love stupid things, stupid people, and especially stupid situations. I recently resigned from an organization for this reason, which of course prompted me to write this.  Actually, more than half of the directors of this association were great, wonderful, smart, and all around good people.  BUT.....of course there are always about 3 or 4 that don't have a clue as to what is going on, but love to talk and tell the rest of the world how wonderful they are.  I am sure there are many of you thinking to yourself now..............wow, this sounds like my association or organization..........It is sort of like the following this holiday season.

      So.......for the holiday's 2010   "May the Holiday Bring"  ......someone to blow Mel Gibson.........away:    Brett Favre  keeping his ball-handling on the field and off his cell phone:   a proposed gay bar next to the proposed (ground zero) mosque:    And may the holiday bring Charlie Sheen starring in a revival of Neil Simon's "Plaza Suite"........The Kardashian Kristmas Tree (comes of course with a string of dim bulbs}....and for Larry King, a new role on "The Walking Dead".......Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to "Hoover" up all the bed bugs:  And a special holiday treat....The McSnooki.......a sloppy, greasy piece of meat with two big buns......Someone to tell Ricky Martin that we already knew......
     Holiday's can be so much fun if you have a sense of humor and are just willing to say "Joke them if they can't take a Fuck............so thank you page 6 of the NY Post for giving me that smile and laugh on a daily basis all year long.  You are part of the reason that makes me enjoy all holidays.

        

Greeting Cards aka Schumcks waste money

Have you purchased a greeting card of any type recently ?  They are everywhere. In gift shops, super markets, drug stores, gas stations, clothing stores, in fact , almost everywhere including card stores.  Why do you suppose this is so ?  Well, I am going to tell you..  Hallmark, and all the makers of cards have finally realized that we, the consumers of America, are all a bunch of Schumcks. Schumcks  We are completely stupid people for paying from $2.29 to $7.99 (more in Canada) for all these stupid cards.
     Now there are cards that talk to you, sing to you, eject stuff at you. There are cards that do everything but make you breakfast for that occasion you are sending them for.
     There are special cards for Indians, blacks, Asians, midgets, fat people, skinny people, ugly people, young people, old people,  for invitations, social occasions, special events, and the best is for all this ridiculous make believe holidays these companies have made up over the years for the sole purpose of selling more cards.
      But what happens when someone does receive one of these wonderful cards?  I am sure they are neatly displayed somewhere for 24 hours and then trashed.  Why would I want a card for Earth Day, or any of these stupid holidays that I never heard of.
      I want a card for the opening of the NFL season, for my birthday, and that is it.  Who really wants a card for their anniversary ?  Unless of course you want to be reminded of how miserable you are.
     I have a suggestion for Hallmark.  Make a card for me and others like me that reads. " Thank you for spending $3.99 for this dumb ass card that I am sending to someone I really don't like, for an occasion that I am really not sure of ".  Or better yet..............send me a TM or post it on FB.