Stupid Crap to Give during Festivus ( A wonderful Re-run from Dec. 2010

I can't decide if I love or hate holidays ?  Holidays can be wonderful when celebrated with family or friends, but the same holiday can be lonely if you are alone.  But then again, what really constitutes a Holiday ????  During this month, there are several holidays that retailers love.  Actually, what makes some of these so wonderful is the ridiculous things people do and say during them. I am talking now of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Yule, Christmas, and all the other derivatives of these holidays.

     I for one, love stupid things, stupid people, and especially stupid situations. I recently resigned from an organization for this reason, which of course prompted me to write this.  Actually, more than half of the directors of this association were great, wonderful, smart, and all around good people.  BUT.....of course there are always about 3 or 4 that don't have a clue as to what is going on, but love to talk and tell the rest of the world how wonderful they are.  I am sure there are many of you thinking to yourself now..............wow, this sounds like my association or organization..........It is sort of like the following this holiday season.

      So.......for the holiday's 2010   "May the Holiday Bring"  ......someone to blow Mel Gibson.........away:    Brett Favre  keeping his ball-handling on the field and off his cell phone:   a proposed gay bar next to the proposed (ground zero) mosque:    And may the holiday bring Charlie Sheen starring in a revival of Neil Simon's "Plaza Suite"........The Kardashian Kristmas Tree (comes of course with a string of dim bulbs}....and for Larry King, a new role on "The Walking Dead".......Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to "Hoover" up all the bed bugs:  And a special holiday treat....The McSnooki.......a sloppy, greasy piece of meat with two big buns......Someone to tell Ricky Martin that we already knew......
     Holiday's can be so much fun if you have a sense of humor and are just willing to say "Joke them if they can't take a Fuck............so thank you page 6 of the NY Post for giving me that smile and laugh on a daily basis all year long.  You are part of the reason that makes me enjoy all holidays.