My Bad

I haven't written for several weeks now and don't even have a clue as to why not ?  There are so many things happening around the world today, that you would think I have a free range of topics to choose from ?  I do, however, one is more pathetic than another and I don't even know where to start.
    

Poor Beyonce. Looks like her and Jay Z are finished and she is looking at a 22 million dollar pad in NY.  How sad is that compared with all the problems in the Mideast ?  Israel trying to defend itself from terrorists ?  Sarah Palin has her own TV channel on Channel.com  .  You can See Sarah 24/7 for a mere $9.95 per month. Crap, that is cheaper than watching porn.

Donald Sterling loses his battle in LA court and his wife has the right to sell his old team..Now isn't that sad ?  Problems a brewing at NY's 42nd. St.,with some of the Disney characters and other weirdo's harassing and bothering NYC tourists.  Things were so much better back in the day when all the hookers, drunks, drug dealers, and panhandlers walked about, did their business and didn't bother anyone...What the fuck is the world coming to anyway ? 

Even the black Naked Cowboy was arrested for cocaine possession . It's out of control ?

 Hamas is trying to get weapons from N. Korea.The remains of Malaysia Flight 17 are still all over the place. Russia is shelling Ukraine. Putins 29 year old daughter is now living in the Netherlands. A residential property in the Hampton's was just sold for $147 million dollars.
    

So, with all this shit going on all over the world, and my wifi slowing up, is there any wonder that I can't come up with any good shit to write about ? I have, however, been on a diet recently and have not been drinking or smoking any weed. Well, I think I just answered my own question ???? Goodbye Good.....hello Bad.......
         

Really ?

It's the Holiday Season and everyone is happy....Ha ha.......OK, so the famous Macy Day Parade came and went without much commotion.  Except of course for the fact the confetti contained some interesting shit.  Yup, SS account numbers, bank records, prison records, and all sorts of fun stuff were discovered through the tons and tons of paper lying in the streets of NY. Naturally the funniest thing I can think of is all the press this got and no-one knows who, what, why, or when this happened.  OMG. Does this remind you of some embassy attacks that recently happened ?  Why is it people are stupid on every level after the fact ?  Don't bother to answer, because there is no answer.

Now there is all sorts of crap going on about Stewart Rahr.  He is a billionaire who made all his money at age 64 selling his local drug distribution company.  Good for him......but now he is trying to buy his way into becoming an A list celebrity and not caring how he spends his money.I find it a riot, especially in the Hampton scene.  Who really gives a shit what assholes do with their money...

A NY Tradition

Here is an interesting fact for you New Yorkers and those who love New York.  An average beggar will make between 20 and 200 dollars per day.  Guess you even have to hustle at begging to be successful at that.

Push and wait a year or so

     
    
     This is something that really blows my mind.  Most of those push button and wait to walk signal signs do not work. That is right. The majority of them are on timers and don't get changed or removed until there is major renovations planned for that particular street.  I always wondered what the real purpose was for those signs and now I know......Nothing.

Reading CRaPUSA makes you smart

       This is my ATF.  I have always wondered why almost every take out coffee in America has those same stupid blue cups with "We are happy to serve you" printed on them.  They are like a bad dream. Well, this likely has to do with the predominance of Greek-owned diners in NYC. These were first made by a Connecticut based Sherri Cup Company in 1963-back when the majority of diners were  Greek-owned. They sell over 15 million a month, according to the company's web site. That is lots of coffee traveling.

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While I am on the subject of Boob's..........Please let us not forget Side Boobs.  There is just something about that subject that keeps on giving and giving and giving.

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