Boobs of the World

 I'm not really sure why I gave this stupid blog the title I did ?  Usually I write about boobs of all type, (not necessarily these boobs ) the type of boobs running our country, our big business's, our education system, and everything else that gets run.  The reality it that I can't even come up with one particular boob that I want to rant at. They are all on the top of the list.
    

These boobs are right in front of us.  There is not one person who has recently waited for a service repair person, a cleaning person, a delivery person, or has been in a doctors waiting room, a line in any store, waiting for a table at your local restaurant...OK. You get it.!!!!  It's anywhere, anyplace, anytime.  Don't fucking doubt me. Simply make a reservation to travel somewhere, take the flight, and then get back to me.. I can almost guarantee that you will be talking about the boobs that were on your plane, the boobs that drove you nuts going through security, or the boobs that messed up or lost your luggage......Am I hitting home yet ?
     

Try talking to your best friend or not best friend about politics.  I can almost guarantee you that tempers will escalate after a little while on this subject...Just mention emails, The Donald, Iran, Borders, or any other key word...Let the battle begin. The Boobs will be surely come out !!!
    

It's so much easier to be pissed off at everyone and then find those few that fit into the non pissed off category.
       

I confronted a big boob this morning.  Had an appointment to have my car serviced. A simple oil change and check-up...Upon paying the bill, the hi tech service person (dressed like a brain surgeon) informed me there are 2 recalls for my car......HOWEVER.......they first have to order the parts that will take a week or so...WTF is that all about ??????  It's all about the Boobs....

Summer Boobs are Gone

Summer is gone, but the Boobs remain ?  Naturally your mind is in the gutter, while mine is centered on Isis, Politics, Religion, Entertainment, Media, Sports, Retailing, and every other fucking thing that is going on right now....
     

So, enjoy the view for a bit, because I am in the process of working on the most Cynical, Ridiculous, and Pathetic Crap that is going on....Stay tuned to your computer. (or smart phone, or anything else that is stealing your crap from the Cloud. )

It's Boob Time Again

 It's that time again.

 Boobs in sports, politics, entertainment.

 Actually, boobs anywhere or everywhere.

 Some of these boobs are more famous than others. They are not even measured by size or shape.

But they all have one thing in common.

They are still boobs......But........Boobs are not so easy to find......so check back soon.

Boobs and Politics

Boobs and Politics.............Is there a difference ???????

A good question one week before the election in the USA.

Which is worse ?

My views are coming later.  (like anyone really gives a shit ?)
  
  
      

Rent a Cop

I live in the land of sunshine where there seems to be five million country club communities spread all over the state.  I however do not live in one of those country club villages, but in a high rise condominium right on the ocean.  It's a nice older building with a view to die for that only faces water. I really consider myself very fortunate to be living in a place like this.  It is by no way pretentious and our security consists of one person sitting behind a desk with some security camera's around the building.  It is like this 24 hours a day and seems to work fine with some wonderful retired people in plain clothing sitting there and doing their job. (When of course they are not watching TV or reading a newspaper ) In the ten years that I have lived here, there has not been one incident of crime or vandalism.

Now I am sure you are wondering why I am going through such bullshit, just to get to the point of the story ?   I am thinking the same thing, so here goes.  I guess Florida, California and a few other states lead the country in those kind of golf communities that I am talking about.  They all seem to look the same and are built around a golf course or two.  There is usually a golf shop, restaurant, bar, pool, gym, and all the other crap that goes along with that.  Oh, lets not forget that everyone that lives in one of these places thinks theirs is the best in the world. They have the best golf course, the best restaurant, the best amenities and the fucking best everything. Just don't ever try to eat in any of those clubs because the food always sucks and they are all ugly.

But alas.........The one thing they will all tell you about is their wonderful security system.  Most of these housing developments (as I like to call them) have the fanciest of fancy entrances.  They extend for miles and usually have either large bodies of water, water falls, mountains, gigantic signs with so much stuff going on.  Finally, you pass that and guess where you are ?  At some gate house, with a huge gate, and some funny looking rent a cop who thinks they are on CSI, Rookie Blue, or any other of your favorite TV shows.  They are sitting in some booth with 5000 TV surveillance cameras and watching everything.   (actually they are sitting and eating and bullshiting with the other rent a cop. They seem to always be in pairs. )

So here is the deal. They will stop you and walk up to your car window (usually only a foot or two), and ask you who you are there to see.  Now that is a very fair question and certainly does make lots of sense.  Once you tell them who you are visiting and your name........they will go into their booth or house or whatever and check to see if you have permission to enter.   Now in most places the person you are visiting will have put you on a list or telephoned the guard in advance, or they will call that person.  In any event, that is really no big deal.
     Here is the part that is complete and total bullshit. After he or she has checked your name with the person you are visiting, you will be asked to provide a drivers license for them to check.  Now what is the fucking point of giving my name along with the person I am visiting ????  No one other than me will have that information....What is the point of this idiot rent a cop looking at my license ?

But that is not even the point.  Have you ever seen some of these people ? Can you believe that some of them carry guns ?  They really have no authority to do anything.  It is really a complete joke, but that is not even the point.  When you finally do get past the gate you will probably drive some 5 miles of perfectly landscaped and tree lined streets before you reach your destination.
      What bothers me is some people living in these places think they have the best security system in the world. I must admit that some do a really good job of watching who they let in.  The reality is that if your driving a nice car, dressed well, and manage to wave and give a big hello to the rent a cop............most of the time they will open the gate for you.

I guess the bottom line is that if someone wants to commit a crime, they will do it.  Or, maybe I am just jealous that our guards in my building are just nice guys, know everyone, don't wear uniforms, and are not about to ask a guest for their license.  I guess I am just ranting because I just hate to have show my license to one of these jerks when I am visiting someone.  It is just wrong.
    
        That is why I wear my CRaPUSA cap whenever I go to one of these places.  You can do the same.    

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My Bad

Labor Day Weekend got me all messed up and I didn't write as I promised. Guess that makes me a Boob as well.  I am re-charging and should be getting back to my usual complaining, bitching, ridiculous, cynical, and pathetic point of view that seems to be shared by thousands around the world...
      So please bear with me, at least for a little while...

Boob Attack

We are facing a boob attack.......Please be careful......Details to follow.

   

Boobs................The Real Deal

Coming Soon.  The true story of Real or Fake.

      

Now, now, now......get your mind out of the gutter.
       
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Officially Boobs

Boobs come in different sizes , shapes, colors, and especially People.......It's easy to spot plain old fashioned boobs on people, but I want to discuss the other types of boobs.
     How can there be so many different type of male or female boobs in this world ?  One of the first type of boobs that comes to mind is the Kardashian type...What are they ? What do they do ? What kind of talent do they have ? What do they offer ?  I fucken give up.  All I know is that one lousy sex tape has turned them into a major marketing company.. They are all boobs, but I guess we have to give them credit because of the stupid assholes in this country that support these untalented people......So there is #1 Boob on my list......Kim Kardashian along with her sisters.

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae seem to be next in line for being Boob's. How is it possible for 2 such large companies loosing so much money and fucking around with bullshit while being helped by our wonderful government ?  We all know that our government probably ranks at the top of the list of Boob's, but today we are giving them a pass.

    
Ah, Mr. Jerry Sandusky, you are right at the top of the list as well.  Can't understand how a nice Jewish boy ( Not really.....even though he has a nice sounding Jewish name and that would have made this next sentence funnier ) winds up liking other nice younger boys ?????? Isn't that usually reserved for the church?   Thanks Jerry, you really fucked up the meaning of College Football.

     And you Lindsey. Think you are Queen of the Boobs.  That can also be said both figuratively   and
literally in your case....Your boobs are OK but you are still a Boob.  And that Playboy issue with your flat ass ??????  Oh man, Playboy should have dug up Marilyn. She would have looked better even now.

     If we are really going to discuss Boob's, I am a firm believer we should all meet at  Hooters and do it there.  My mother always told me there was a time and a place for everything.  Hooters is definitely the place for Boobs and the subject is closed there.  That is the place for Boobs. Thank God for that.

Actually boobs are a good thing and I don't have a problem at all with them. As a matter of fact, 38KKK are the largest size boobs as per the Guinness Book of World Records.........Boobs are the first thing a noticed by another person........Women with breast implants are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than those without implants..........OMG, we even learned something today.

    

As I said........There are all types of Boobs.

Boobs, Boners & Butts

      
This is a subject where it is all up for discussion.  All of us have our opinions on what is good, no good, great, or possibly sucks. Yes.....I am talking about Boobs, Butts, and Boners. Naturally it depends on your preference, but who knows. There is not a man (normal ones of course) who's eyes will not roam when a great looking lady with either a great ass or great boobs, or great legs pass by. We will all take a peek. And what it wrong with that ?  Girl's.....you do the same when a hot guy lights up the room.

      This is better than politics because every single person has a particular opinion and is not afraid to voice it. There is nothing bigger. Every single day, more hits are recorded on porn sites on line with guys and gals looking for that particular part of the body they focus on. Be honest, you know you have looked.   I love porn. Maybe because I have gotten so good at knowing how the ending will turn out. I never realized I had such talent.?????

     As a guy, I am amazed how many guys I know love big breasts, fake breasts, small breasts, huge breasts, firm breasts, soft breasts.......OK, so we are all animals and just like breasts. The same obviously holds true for butts and legs. I didn't add legs to the Title because it sort of just did not fit in.  I am pretty sure we live in a sex crazed world ?????? I am also pretty sure this is a good thing. With all the crap going on all over the place this seems to be the only form of recreation where everyone wins. Everyone enjoys it. Everyone is happy when they get it. Everyone is happy when they see it. Everyone is happy just talking about it.

     I can usually find something to bitch about in almost every situation, except for this.....Oh.....I just lied........The picture above. That might take a little adjustment.

     But Alas...................Fake Boobs..............Why.............?????????? I guess this is why we all have our own opinions..... Although we are very lucky..........With Boobs, Butts, Legs, and Boners.............We can almost please everyone.  That is a good thing.