Officially Boobs

Boobs come in different sizes , shapes, colors, and especially People.......It's easy to spot plain old fashioned boobs on people, but I want to discuss the other types of boobs.
     How can there be so many different type of male or female boobs in this world ?  One of the first type of boobs that comes to mind is the Kardashian type...What are they ? What do they do ? What kind of talent do they have ? What do they offer ?  I fucken give up.  All I know is that one lousy sex tape has turned them into a major marketing company.. They are all boobs, but I guess we have to give them credit because of the stupid assholes in this country that support these untalented people......So there is #1 Boob on my list......Kim Kardashian along with her sisters.

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae seem to be next in line for being Boob's. How is it possible for 2 such large companies loosing so much money and fucking around with bullshit while being helped by our wonderful government ?  We all know that our government probably ranks at the top of the list of Boob's, but today we are giving them a pass.

    
Ah, Mr. Jerry Sandusky, you are right at the top of the list as well.  Can't understand how a nice Jewish boy ( Not really.....even though he has a nice sounding Jewish name and that would have made this next sentence funnier ) winds up liking other nice younger boys ?????? Isn't that usually reserved for the church?   Thanks Jerry, you really fucked up the meaning of College Football.

     And you Lindsey. Think you are Queen of the Boobs.  That can also be said both figuratively   and
literally in your case....Your boobs are OK but you are still a Boob.  And that Playboy issue with your flat ass ??????  Oh man, Playboy should have dug up Marilyn. She would have looked better even now.

     If we are really going to discuss Boob's, I am a firm believer we should all meet at  Hooters and do it there.  My mother always told me there was a time and a place for everything.  Hooters is definitely the place for Boobs and the subject is closed there.  That is the place for Boobs. Thank God for that.

Actually boobs are a good thing and I don't have a problem at all with them. As a matter of fact, 38KKK are the largest size boobs as per the Guinness Book of World Records.........Boobs are the first thing a noticed by another person........Women with breast implants are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than those without implants..........OMG, we even learned something today.

    

As I said........There are all types of Boobs.