Get off my private parts.

What gives with these fucking TSA security people ? What is their problem ? Why do they insist on rubbing my balls and ass all the time ?   What would happen if I was a good looking lady ???  Why am I asking all these questions ????

        I just got home from a trip to Los Angeles.  The trip was wonderful in every single way, with the little exception of going through security at the airport....Los Angeles is the very worst airport in the world to pass through....I am convinced the security personnel are all sex starved men, that moonlight as pedifile's in the evening, and probably stuff that is even worse....Let me explain....

     I always get buzzed when I go through those stupid outdated walk through screening devices.  The nice little fat lady or grumpy little man with glasses will then ask me to make sure everything is out of my pockets and to then walk thru it again... I have a bionic hip, so I know the drill.. I give them this information beforehand, but it goes out the hole in the head of the inspector....OK, so now I have gone through a second time and they are possibly getting the hint to call over someone else...It is then one hears those wonderful words......"Male Pat Down".....please.......... so now I am standing there with my shoes off, my belt off, my smart phone and carry on still in that disgusting dirty bin by the conveyor, and wait like an idiot until some other idiot decides to come over to assist me........

     Yeah......finally some sweet little gay security person has come over and asks me to follow him to the side.......I usually have a good sense of humor, and have realized how to deal with this by now.....He asks me which bin is mine in the hopes of protecting my carry on.......Now we are off to the side and he carefully puts on his rubber gloves....I panic for a second, but then realize that I just had my proctoscope exam and I am not getting another one here..... He starts off very slowly and tells me this will only take a few seconds...The back and legs are not a problem, but then his hands go higher on my thighs and much slower.  I don't know if he is getting off, or what he is thinking, but then I look down to him and tell him that I really like this part....That is when he sort of rushes and has no idea if I am kidding or what ??????  All I know is the whole thing is a big joke....There are great machines used all over Europe that does away with this bull shit pat down.

     But I guess we all have to get off, when we get the chance.  And with that, I will get off......And BTW, I was only a little bit exited during my pat down.

Who is the Enemy ????????

WTF is wrong with some Americans ????????  Is the first picture above better than the second ??????  Al Qaeda is the enemy not the TSA screeners........Have people forgotten about 9/11 already ?  Or are people in this country just so stupid ?  Who in their right mind has flown recently and has not taken a second look at anyone dressed really strange, someone who is or looks very middle eastern, or possibly some other minority ??????  If you say that you have not, or never have thought about that.......I simply say to you.........Bull Shit...... Of course you have.  I know that I do it all the time.  We all do it.....Or at least 95% of us.  If I were a terrorist, I would stick a bomb in some little old lady's ass, or some 5 year old kid's back, or some disabled person flying, or maybe even some normal type of business person.  The fact is we need to profile everyone.  There is only one way to do that and that is by scanning each and every person leaving on a flight.
     I certainly don't want to ever see another 9/11 , nor do I want to experience any other bullshit at an airport.  It is bad enough just getting on and off a plane now, and having to spend uncomfortable time sitting in cramped seats, with no peanuts or decent food, no pillows or blankets, no service, late arrivals, dirty aircraft, and any other crap that I seem to have missed.  I am so busy trying to get to my destination that I certainly don't want the added responsibility of worrying about going through a scanner and having some TSA screener seeing an imagine of my 11 inch penis. ( One can dream). Who cares what he or see sees.  Am I ever going to see this person again ? Will this person be able to match that 11 inch image of a penis to me walking fully clothed somewhere ?  I promise however that I will not walk to the gate completely nude, for the sake of giving that screener a second peek. Or is is better to have that TSA stranger completely pat me down ?????
      So, to all you idiots protesting about scanners, I say to you F**k Off.  I don't want my children or grandchildren getting on a plane that is going to be blown apart in the sky.  That is the bottom line to this and whatever it takes to stop that, I am in.