I have Returned

Just returned from a wonderful week long trip and am exhausted...Traveling, or more closely defined, flying...................SUCKS...............Will tell you some great stories tonight...............Or should I say will rant and rave tonight about how the fucking airlines lost my bag and insists on putting 350 pound people in the seat next to me.

Who is the Enemy ????????

WTF is wrong with some Americans ????????  Is the first picture above better than the second ??????  Al Qaeda is the enemy not the TSA screeners........Have people forgotten about 9/11 already ?  Or are people in this country just so stupid ?  Who in their right mind has flown recently and has not taken a second look at anyone dressed really strange, someone who is or looks very middle eastern, or possibly some other minority ??????  If you say that you have not, or never have thought about that.......I simply say to you.........Bull Shit...... Of course you have.  I know that I do it all the time.  We all do it.....Or at least 95% of us.  If I were a terrorist, I would stick a bomb in some little old lady's ass, or some 5 year old kid's back, or some disabled person flying, or maybe even some normal type of business person.  The fact is we need to profile everyone.  There is only one way to do that and that is by scanning each and every person leaving on a flight.
     I certainly don't want to ever see another 9/11 , nor do I want to experience any other bullshit at an airport.  It is bad enough just getting on and off a plane now, and having to spend uncomfortable time sitting in cramped seats, with no peanuts or decent food, no pillows or blankets, no service, late arrivals, dirty aircraft, and any other crap that I seem to have missed.  I am so busy trying to get to my destination that I certainly don't want the added responsibility of worrying about going through a scanner and having some TSA screener seeing an imagine of my 11 inch penis. ( One can dream). Who cares what he or see sees.  Am I ever going to see this person again ? Will this person be able to match that 11 inch image of a penis to me walking fully clothed somewhere ?  I promise however that I will not walk to the gate completely nude, for the sake of giving that screener a second peek. Or is is better to have that TSA stranger completely pat me down ?????
      So, to all you idiots protesting about scanners, I say to you F**k Off.  I don't want my children or grandchildren getting on a plane that is going to be blown apart in the sky.  That is the bottom line to this and whatever it takes to stop that, I am in.

Wonderful Airline Food aka SOS

"Bacteria fly free". That was the headline stories in one of the leading NY newspapers today about the wonderful food served along with the wonderful service on most airlines. Additionally,  USA Today (another paper) said this is a recipe for a serious--even deadly-food poisoning disaster.   It seems that some of the violations from Federal Inspection reports say that two of the world's biggest airline caterers and another major prepared food provider, which together pump out more than 100 million meals per year are the biggest culprits.  And to think we are only talking of major US carriers. The F & D administration has reported roaches, flies, mouse droppings along with filthy equipment and workers with unwashed hands.  Smile the next time you see one of those Sky Chef trucks next to your plane before takeoff.  Well, at least the FDA is aware of this and being a wonderful, efficient government organization something will be done right away ??????? Oh, even I can't write such bull shit without laughing to myself.  WTF is wrong with all major industries ????? The auto industry is trying to kill all of us with cars that don't work.  The Airline industry is trying to kill us by poisoning our food, late arrivals, ridiculous extra charges, poor service, high prices, crowded flight with no one giving a shit.....OK ....you get the picture.
     But there is some good news about airline food......It is almost non existent with the exception of international flights and first class.  Maybe that is a good thing, although judging from those 100 million meals, there is food being served somewhere.

     So the next time you only get a bag of chips and a soft drink............Be Happy..........Don't Worry......You may just save yourself many hours in the bathroom along with severe stomach pains. But  a special thank you to the Airline Industry for taking what used to be a wonderful way to travel and turning it into a fucken nightmare........But you win for now........or at least until we figure out how to get one of those Iron Man thingies that make you fly.