I Hate Parking Lots

I Hate Shopping Center Parking Lots

I am positive most of you are somewhat like me.  You shop in a local supermarket not far from your home and if you drive there, you want to scream constantly.  Parking is usually a pain in the ass and there are usually shopping carts lying all over the place left there by inconsiderate fucking people that are too lazy to return them to where they belong.

shopping carts lying around by CRaPUSA

near supermarket, carts,

      Yes, this is something that really piss's me off. Not only is it a pain in the ass to sometimes have to get out of the car to move a cart so you can park, but how many times have you gotten a ding in your door caused by one of these assholes that is too lazy to return the cart ? Naturally these are the same people that would yell for a week if their car got scratched.

       I have to admit that every now and then some centers do a wonderful job of taking care of their shopping carts.  But after all, it is not just the carts that present a problem......it's the people driving the cars.

confusion in parking lots

      Maybe it's me, and maybe all the nuts shop only when I do, but they certainly seem to follow me around.  My local super market center is laid out pretty nice and parking is pretty reasonable, with easy access in and out........EXCEPT of course when some jerk decides to go down an aisle the complete oppossite way the arrow is pointing....It's not just that, but the fact they usually look at me like I am the one who is crazy. Not to mention wondering if this jerk is going to stop, back up, pull into another spot, or just try to squeeze by.

CRaPUSA, backing out

         And what about the person that decides to back out of their space without ever bothering to look to the rear?  I cringe at times seeing how close some people get and every once in a while hear that familiar.......CRASH.........But why would someone use the rear view mirror anyway ?

What...Where...When ???

       I am beginning to think that maybe it is just me. Maybe these crazy fucking people that cannot drive nor are capable of returning a shopping cart are simply out to get me.  Maybe they have just targeted me and purposely wait around for me to show up ?  Or maybe its the fact that I am really considerate whenever I shop at one of these local shopping centers ?  Oh well, at least I know that I try.....I am even one of those guys that brings a shopping cart back to the store if I have used one, or if I see one near my car in the lot, I will take it to the store with me.....What a Guy......ha ha.....