I Hate Parking Lots

I Hate Shopping Center Parking Lots

I am positive most of you are somewhat like me.  You shop in a local supermarket not far from your home and if you drive there, you want to scream constantly.  Parking is usually a pain in the ass and there are usually shopping carts lying all over the place left there by inconsiderate fucking people that are too lazy to return them to where they belong.

shopping carts lying around by CRaPUSA

near supermarket, carts,

      Yes, this is something that really piss's me off. Not only is it a pain in the ass to sometimes have to get out of the car to move a cart so you can park, but how many times have you gotten a ding in your door caused by one of these assholes that is too lazy to return the cart ? Naturally these are the same people that would yell for a week if their car got scratched.

       I have to admit that every now and then some centers do a wonderful job of taking care of their shopping carts.  But after all, it is not just the carts that present a problem......it's the people driving the cars.

confusion in parking lots

      Maybe it's me, and maybe all the nuts shop only when I do, but they certainly seem to follow me around.  My local super market center is laid out pretty nice and parking is pretty reasonable, with easy access in and out........EXCEPT of course when some jerk decides to go down an aisle the complete oppossite way the arrow is pointing....It's not just that, but the fact they usually look at me like I am the one who is crazy. Not to mention wondering if this jerk is going to stop, back up, pull into another spot, or just try to squeeze by.

CRaPUSA, backing out

         And what about the person that decides to back out of their space without ever bothering to look to the rear?  I cringe at times seeing how close some people get and every once in a while hear that familiar.......CRASH.........But why would someone use the rear view mirror anyway ?

What...Where...When ???

       I am beginning to think that maybe it is just me. Maybe these crazy fucking people that cannot drive nor are capable of returning a shopping cart are simply out to get me.  Maybe they have just targeted me and purposely wait around for me to show up ?  Or maybe its the fact that I am really considerate whenever I shop at one of these local shopping centers ?  Oh well, at least I know that I try.....I am even one of those guys that brings a shopping cart back to the store if I have used one, or if I see one near my car in the lot, I will take it to the store with me.....What a Guy......ha ha.....

Shopping Cart Assholes

Why is it so hard for so many people to return a shopping cart to the shopping cart area, or take it back to the store after they have unloaded their stuff ? Why is that so difficult ? Why is that such a supreme impossibility ?  Why do I get so fucken crazy whenever I see this ?

     It is such a rude thing to do.  We all have been pissed when you find a decent parking spot by the local supermarket and then cannot park there because some asshole left a cart right at the beginning of the spot.  You either have to get out of your car, move the cart, and then get back into your car.......or......simply look for another parking spot.   I hate that........ And what is worse comes when you finish shopping and go to your car to unload your groceries and find a cart either one inch from your side door, or one that has slightly scratched your side door because the wind or some other jerk brushed by it.

     Of course there is always the thought in your mind that a store employee should manage this situation and round up these carts.  That is all well and good in theory, but we all know that does not, nor will not happen.  The stores send someone out to get the cart only when there are none left in the store.

     I guess because it bothers me so much is the reason I hardly ever use one to carry my groceries, or if I do, return it to the store when I am finished with it.  I am by no means an angel, but I really fucking hate people who just leave them around.  I will usually yell and scream and curse at the assholes I see leaving them out and getting into their car.  I do that a lot and never really worry about anyone beating the shit out of me...................because most of these people are at least 80 years old.  I guess I do feel a little bad about that.

     I guess I really am a dick after all.

            Just wait til your car gets hit like this and then you will join the club.