Sunday, November 25, 2012

Really ?


It's the Holiday Season and everyone is happy....Ha ha.......OK, so the famous Macy Day Parade came and went without much commotion.  Except of course for the fact the confetti contained some interesting shit.  Yup, SS account numbers, bank records, prison records, and all sorts of fun stuff were discovered through the tons and tons of paper lying in the streets of NY. Naturally the funniest thing I can think of is all the press this got and no-one knows who, what, why, or when this happened.  OMG. Does this remind you of some embassy attacks that recently happened ?  Why is it people are stupid on every level after the fact ?  Don't bother to answer, because there is no answer.

Now there is all sorts of crap going on about Stewart Rahr.  He is a billionaire who made all his money at age 64 selling his local drug distribution company.  Good for him......but now he is trying to buy his way into becoming an A list celebrity and not caring how he spends his money.I find it a riot, especially in the Hampton scene.  Who really gives a shit what assholes do with their money...
A NY Tradition
Here is an interesting fact for you New Yorkers and those who love New York.  An average beggar will make between 20 and 200 dollars per day.  Guess you even have to hustle at begging to be successful at that.
Push and wait a year or so
     
    
     This is something that really blows my mind.  Most of those push button and wait to walk signal signs do not work. That is right. The majority of them are on timers and don't get changed or removed until there is major renovations planned for that particular street.  I always wondered what the real purpose was for those signs and now I know......Nothing.
Reading CRaPUSA makes you smart
       This is my ATF.  I have always wondered why almost every take out coffee in America has those same stupid blue cups with "We are happy to serve you" printed on them.  They are like a bad dream. Well, this likely has to do with the predominance of Greek-owned diners in NYC. These were first made by a Connecticut based Sherri Cup Company in 1963-back when the majority of diners were  Greek-owned. They sell over 15 million a month, according to the company's web site. That is lots of coffee traveling.
e

While I am on the subject of Boob's..........Please let us not forget Side Boobs.  There is just something about that subject that keeps on giving and giving and giving.

         Welcome to the Holiday's ........don't forget to sign-up on my homepage to get your CRaPUSA newsletter, or blog, or whatever.............crapusa.com
    

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Jerk

"Someone who does not read CRaPUSA"
I have the smartest bunch of readers and I know that you are all pissed by now for not reading about the top Boobs that I promised.  All I can is that I am sorry.  What I thought was a simple case of food poisoning turned out to be a complex viral infection that lasted entirely too long.
I realize that I am a jerk, but hey, that really is nothing new.   Anyway, today was the first day I began feeling better and I am sure I will be back to my usually Cynical, Ridiculous, and Pathetic ways in just a few days.......
       Please hang in there......just a few more days.
Please Hang in There
Sorry, I just couldn't resist the picture hanging above.  Again....please hang in ????
   
     

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Boobs are coming when food poisoning goes.



All of the above............................But....................the good news is that the 10 top boobs will be here shortly. As soon as my food poisoning decides to leave me.

Now that is better.