Defense (a 3 year old repeat in honor of repeat week )

 What are they doing to us ? Why do they deem it fit to take away the last of the public display of sexiness that still exists ?  Why can't they just leave well enough alone ?

There is not a adult male in the world that doesn't enjoy taking a peek at beauty. There is no one in his right mind that will not take a quick peek at a great pair of young sexy legs, or a great start of a wonderful tush, or anything about a sexy young lady.  We love it, and let's not kid ourselves.....Most females love being looked at  just as much.  It's not a bad thing and it certainly does not hurt anyone. In fact, I have to believe it makes for a better world, a more relaxed and comfortable environment.  So why the fuck are some people trying to ruin this ?

     
      Why are they insisting on taking away that little bit of skin along with that wonderful bikini view from us ? Isn't the world in enough of a turmoil without adding to it ?  Why are companies like Trendy Tops trying to ruin it for most normal, red blooded American men ?????

What is next ?  Will some company make pull down shades attached to the front of skirts and dresses for the sole purpose of getting out of a car or some such other act of movement ?

Is side boobs and the old side boob look also a thing of the past ?

Will another Un-American company come along and make a retractable awning to eliminate this wonderful view made popular by Hollywood ?  All these questions and no answers.

If you got it, flaunt it.. Nothing Un-American about a little honest advertising.

My own personal opinion is that we are being unduly attached by clothing companies trying to invoke a major cover up on things we like to look at and discuss, as well as things that just make our day just a little bit more bearable (note the pun).

      Please don't let this happen.  Let sexy women be sexy.
    

    

    

Sideway

Let's face it. Boobs make for good reading.  I have written some pretty good blogs over these past 5 or so years (even if I say so myself) about various subjects. Some have been very progressive, cutting edge, interesting, and all those other words that describe goodness.  But, and I mean But, all I need to do is write anything about sex, drugs, or rock and roll and Boom.........Thousands of readers in a second.
            

So what does that mean ? Simple.  We live in a really fucked up world where sex comes first, second, and third.  That's the truth.  After all, what is the biggest selling item on-line ?   Right.....sex....sex....and more sex.
        

So why fight it.. I am caving.  I am going back to getting racy and whatever else you want to call it.  I'm sure you need a break from all the daily bullshit that goes on in Facebook or Twitter or any social media about politics.  The shit that goes on there has made me completely crazy.  People won't compromise. People won't listen to any other opinions other than his or hers.  I am fucking sick of it.
     

It's OK for you to have a favorite football team and discuss that with your friends. It's OK for you to have a favorite TV show that you can discuss with your friends.  But try to discuss left wing , or right wing policies or ideas......Holy Shit.....
      

But Boobs !!!!! You can have a conversation with friends all day long about front boobs, big boobs, little boobs, side boobs, fake boobs, or whatever......And guess what ?     No fighting, No arguments, no feelings getting hurt.  Why can't that same thing happen in politics ?   

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A change to the Marine Corps' uniform hats could leave hard-nosed Leathernecks looking a lot less macho.According to the New York Post, President Obama's plan to create a "unisex" look for the Corps has officials on the verge of swapping out the Marines' iconic caps with a new hat that some have derided as so "girly" that they would make the French blush.
"We don't even have enough funding to buy bullets, and the DoD is pushing to spend $8 million on covers that look like women's hats!" one senior Marine source fumed to The Post. "The Marines deserve better. It makes them look ridiculous."   Way to go Prez.  BTW, it was shot down.  No faggy caps for our Marines.
       

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Here we go again.  Now we will hear more shit about "Profiling", with the second person claiming to be stopped by security at Barneys, New York. Yup, a big fat black girl has accused Barneys of racial profiling after being detained by 4 undercover police officers prior to boarding a train...Oh yes....she had a $2,500 bag that she purchased there with a debit card that didn't have her name on it.....Ummmmm.
      

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But alas, no need to worry. Rev Al will soon be on the case.  Actually, do any of us really know how this whole thing went down....I do know that because fuck face Al Sharpton is getting involved that simply means this girl is guilty of something....So who is the Boob ?  Barney or Al ?
     

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Imagine my surprise yesterday morning while reading my online edition of the NY Post ?  Here I am looking at an old friend (who I haven't seen in many years) on the front cover of the paper. Then I read that he was arrested for trying to arrange a sick tryst with a 7 year old girl, whom he hoped to liquor up in the Virgin Island and force into sex. This was as per federal authorities.. When I knew Dave, he was a quiet guy working for WNEW in NY, as a pretty cool Rock and Roll DJ.  His kid was friendly and went to the same school as mine, and our wives were also friendly.
      

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After reading the entire story, I got sick.  What a rotten piece of shit he turned into.  A 7 year old ?   He should just be shot. End of story.   And by far, the biggest Boob ever.

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But now it's time to get down to some good old fashioned  crap.  You guessed it right away.  The return of the Boobs.  This is what is really important and what should be taking up the 6 o'clock news in all our homes.  The Side Boobs.  This should be a holiday. This should be something to celebrate. This should be deemed a must for all pretty young females. Oh CRaP, I am just having an anything but a Dave Herman moment.
     

Why can't it be a National Holiday. It would be one we would all look forward to. Or maybe sideways.

         Don't be a Boob........Read CRaPUSA.....Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

   

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"Boobs"......all styles, all shapes are coming soon

All Styles.

All Shapes.

All the time.

All Good.


OMG.....Are you as surprised as I am about Dan Marino having a child by some female ?  Who would have ever thought such a terrible thing ?  Duh......how about everyone....

Time to make Boob the most trending word on Twitter.........#Boob   ......Just Saying.....


  

Boobs are coming when food poisoning goes.

All of the above............................But....................the good news is that the 10 top boobs will be here shortly. As soon as my food poisoning decides to leave me.

Now that is better.