I began writing mine (if in fact you call this writing? ) because of my addiction to Mafia Wars. After wasting probably an hour plus a day for a year and a half, I decided that I needed to break the habit. Initially, I tried to replace that time with watching porn. That did not work either. After countless hours of therapy and lots of Xanax, I was back to playing MW. Not that its bad, but it is completely useless and just goes on and on. Reminds me of my ex-wives. I knew that I needed a diversion that would be good for me, get rid of my anxieties, waste some time, be funny and sarcastic with the ability to rank on people, and generally have something that I could look at and really laugh and forget all the crap that goes on daily in the world.
Hence................the start of CRaP, which I hope you enjoy and get a few laughs from. (Judging from the number of hits there is more than one person enjoying this...............Which........leads me to today's topic of Stupid Friggen Blogs. I have looked at hundreds yesterday and some of the stupid names are Dreams land in the Rainforest, Mabry life on line, The crazy Nelson Family, Life in Iowa, Loving life in Seattle, The Blatter Family.......yac yac yac yac....... If I see another ugly kids photos growing up, another religious posting board, another wedding or honeymoon tale with pictures, another vacation story, I am going to scream....I am tired of hearing when someone has a date, goes to a movie, sports event, dinner, gets a new phone, takes a piss, buys new underwear, makes a new friend, loves or hates a political person (whoops....my blog of yesterday), gets a new car, loves a tv program or movie, Or goes on yakking, yakking, yakking like I am doing now.
No one really cares what you are doing. No one cares about what you are thinking. UNLESS, and I use that word again........Unless you are witty, funny, and really don't take yourself serious. Obviously, I don't take a thing I do, or a thing I say serious. Mainly this blog is to amuse me, and maybe a few people out there with a really good sense of humor. The other fact is that many things actually do piss me off on a daily basis. I am sure that most of you living anywhere in the world have days where everything will piss you off. Well, now you know my intention.
I know that I am going to get CRaP about this, but isn't that what a blog is all about?????
It is also hard to believe this was written over one year ago.....Don't Bitch.......If I hadn't said anything, you never would have known.
