Thursday, August 25, 2011

Shopping Cart Assholes

Why is it so hard for so many people to return a shopping cart to the shopping cart area, or take it back to the store after they have unloaded their stuff ? Why is that so difficult ? Why is that such a supreme impossibility ?  Why do I get so fucken crazy whenever I see this ?
     It is such a rude thing to do.  We all have been pissed when you find a decent parking spot by the local supermarket and then cannot park there because some asshole left a cart right at the beginning of the spot.  You either have to get out of your car, move the cart, and then get back into your car.......or......simply look for another parking spot.   I hate that........ And what is worse comes when you finish shopping and go to your car to unload your groceries and find a cart either one inch from your side door, or one that has slightly scratched your side door because the wind or some other jerk brushed by it.
     Of course there is always the thought in your mind that a store employee should manage this situation and round up these carts.  That is all well and good in theory, but we all know that does not, nor will not happen.  The stores send someone out to get the cart only when there are none left in the store.
     I guess because it bothers me so much is the reason I hardly ever use one to carry my groceries, or if I do, return it to the store when I am finished with it.  I am by no means an angel, but I really fucking hate people who just leave them around.  I will usually yell and scream and curse at the assholes I see leaving them out and getting into their car.  I do that a lot and never really worry about anyone beating the shit out of me...................because most of these people are at least 80 years old.  I guess I do feel a little bad about that.
     I guess I really am a dick after all.
            Just wait til your car gets hit like this and then you will join the club.

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