We Are Screwed

 

Full disclosure ! I really don't like politicians.  They are all dishonest, liars, power hungry, and rarely care for the complete good and well being of the American people. With that being said, I can't even laugh at the above picture that has circulated around the media this past week. Every leader of every single country had to have been laughing at the man who is President of the US.  I have to take exception.  I want the President of our country to do the best possible job he or she could for the sake of not only me, but everyone else living here legally. Tripping 3 times climbing up a flight of stairs is definitely a problem, or much worse. If President Trump had done the same thing, all hell would have broken out and the 25th amentment would have been put in play within hours. I only mention that, because my dislike for politicians is only closely trailing to my hate for fake news.

 Politicians don't just fall out of the sky, or at least I don't think so.  They are legally elected by the good people of our country. Whoops, I think I just said something that is no longer true. Politicians are elected by people, regardless of them being legal and registered to vote.  But even that appears to be changing. Some states are trying to have voters go to the polls, or by mail, and vote without registering, or without being a citizen of this great country, or possibly even being alive.  This scares the shit out of me and it should for you as well.  It's a simple matter that requires very little use of one's brains to see what is happening.  It's call economics 101. You just can't put 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.  It just doesn't work. I am not here to teach school or to make predictions about what will happen as a result of this.  I am merely here to rant and put a little question into the back of your brain.  How can you keep paying out monies for welfare, medical, aid, education, stimulus, and whatever without monies coming in to pay for these perks ?  So, where is this money coming from ???????? It's going to come from you and me. Period, end of subject.

I am sorry.....I am so sorry.....I am so very sorry......I am sorry for anything offensive I might have said to anyone over these past 50 or 60 years. I am sorry for anything I might have thought of saying during this same period. I am sorry for any offensive joke, jester, sign, look, movement, touch, eye contact, or anything else related to that.  I am sorry for anything I might have done or said during any act of sex I might have had with anyone during this time period as well.  I now realize that I should have asked permission for anything I might have done to you during these sexual encounters. I just didn't think of it during those few passionate moments. Please forgive me.  I am sorry for all black, brown, asian, white, Italian, greek, spanish, jewish, irish, polish, english, puerto rican, french, german, gay, lesbian, trans,  etc. I am sorry if I offended anyone while I was a boy scout.  I am also truly sorry if I offended anyone while serving in the US Army.  I am particularly sure I made some funny and uncalled for remarks during that period. I am also very sorry for any customer, vendor, co-worker, airline attendant, or anyone connected with my business for the over 25 years I ran it.  But mostly, I am sorry for those assholes that cave to this ridiculous cancel culture shit. These big companies should be ashamed of themselves....There .......rant finished.

 

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What are "Super Boobs" ????

Super Boob

Super Boob

I am so fucken sure you never expected this ?  Lets face it. Boobs come in all sizes, shapes, colors, and are everywhere.

They come in boxes, they come in medical offices, they come from synthetics, and every once in a while, they come naturally.  I am so not a boob person.  I probably can't stand 90% of our elected politicians, and maybe will tolerate the other 10%.  I also am convinced that if we gave some guy from the Bronx a wonderful title, paid him $20 per hour without benefits, and got him a wonderful throne to sit on with a quarter in his hand.............well, he will do a better job than our government.  Oh, now you wonder what the quarter is for ? Simple my friend.  For him to toss up every time a decision has to be made...Heads is yes or positive and tails it's no or negative. Problem solved. Go home congress and senate and get some jobs house painting or something that you are qualified doing.
      

Chuck and Harry ?????????????  Maybe you jerks can become the next Harry and David, or Ben and Jerry, or Martin and Lewis.....  You guys are clowns.
       

Oh wait.....My dear Lady G or Justin B.....Your no fucking better.  What the hell is wrong with this world ?  I can go onto sports or any other legitimate business or personality there is. The results will all be the same.
       Maybe it's time for a world of legalized drugs, legalized prostitution, legalized gambling, and let law enforcement worry about only one thing.....Crime....Think about it. If prostitution were legal, all the politicians would be busy with them and would not have the time to make all these stupid decisions. If gambling were legal, all this corporate theft would come to a halt as these execs would be too busy gambling. And of course, if drugs were legal, most of the bad guys would be too high to even consider doing some bad crime...
      

Of course I know this really will never work, but isn't it fun thinking or fantasizing about it ? Or maybe it will work ?????

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Huh ????   I don't know what to say ?  I am at a loss for words.  If I see another political ad I might just throw a brick at my TV.

I so hate negative campaign ads. I so hate these local assholes putting signs up all over my neighborhood just before election time. I so hate these recorded phone calls I get at night with some asshole telling me what is wrong with my neighborhood and why I should vote for him or her. I so hate everyone I know giving me their opinion on who is right for us.

I know who I should talk to and who not to talk to.  Actually, I don't really care who speaks about what.  It doesn't matter. After all, whoever does get elected will not fulfill any of their campaign promises anyway.

I need to concentrate on other stuff so that I can come back and write about stuff that is Pathetic, Ridiculous, and just fun. Crap, you would think I was cynical or something like that.

I know.........but I will let you know if that works tomorrow......BTW.....if you have anything that really does get you Pissed Off...................please drop a note below. Maybe we share something....Thanks
       
       
       
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Political Ads

I don't know about you, but I have had it with political ads on TV.  I doubt very much if I will last til November without killing my television.  I am so tired of all the bullshit, lies, stories, promises, and more crap coming out of each and every politician.

Who comes up with this shit ? Who is that smart to twist and change the meaning of anything and everything so that we don't ever know what the real position of any candidate really is ? They are wonderful at circumventing the truth. I am also convinced these same writers are employed by Saturday Night Live, and most late night shows.  Comedy is alive and well and living inside political speeches and political debates.

The news stations are sort of like Comedy Central in their coverage of all of this.  Oh wait, did I really say coverage ?  Is that what it is being called today ?

I don't remember all this bullshit and negative ad campaigning during the Eisenhower years, or Truman, or Reagan.  I seem to remember people sticking to this little thing called "Facts".
Oh well, all good things have to come to an end.

I do, however, give lots of credit to those wonderful speech writers and creators of some of these great political ads. I already said this, but it is worth repeating, especially because these people are geniuses.

OK, so maybe there was a little mud slinging during the Reagan campaign.

But the bottom line is one little word.   "Lie".    They all do it one way or another.  Maybe not a complete and total 100% Lie, but certainly enough to change the meaning of anything said.
I just know that I can't take much more of it.   Something is definitely wrong when we no longer vote for who we think is the best possible candidate, but vote for the least annoying candidate.

If your like me and all this political bullshit bothers you, there is something you can do. The problem is that I have no fucking clue as to what that something is.  Just take solace in the fact that November will soon be here and it will all be over. Hopefully.
     
     
     
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Yes that is Bullshit

Bullshit sums it up. In fact, I could probably post 5/6 pictures here and everyone will agree with me. Sometimes I like to watch the news on TV.  I have to admit that I am very conservative, but certainly respect everyone's right to choose.  I especially like to watch debates of all sorts as they are a wonderful source of comedy.  If there are no debates, I will be entertained by one of the many news anchors doing an interview with 2 people with different views that are always on a split screen. That is much better than any reality show there is today.

     There is no way either of the opposing guests will ever answer a direct question.  Why is it so impossible to any of these idiots to simply give a Yes, No, or Direct answer ?  Easy..........They are all full of shit and will never dwell into the real problem.  They pussy foot around and tap dance at the same time.  At times I want to throw something at these idiots for not answering any question with a direct answer.  I am amazed that some of these anchors let their guests get away with this. 
    There are solutions for this that are really quite simple. If I was an anchor, I would do some of the following. I would give them a certain amount of time to answer and then cut them off if they don't adhere to this...........I would ask a lot of questions that only require a yes or no, and make them aware they are only one word answers.........I would have a tazer gun next to me and simply tazer them if I didn't like the answer...........Or I would simply tell them to answer the fucking question directly and taze them anyway........I would also organize my competitors in the hopes of everyone doing the same thing.
    As a viewer, I have also simplified the problem for myself.  I try to watch only Megan Kelly or one of her clones.  This is a very good solution. It is also very soothing on your eyes.

     But to get serious for a minute, I just don't get all the skipping around.  Is every single political person, entertainer, sports figure, or what have you so afraid to tell the truth ?  Are they all simply afraid that something will be taken out of context and used against them in the future ? Or are they all just covering their ass for anything that might not be liked by some, or is this just the way of life?

     Whatever it is, whatever the reason, whatever gets said, or whatever we think they say..........you know damn well they have covered and supported both the Pros and Con's of whatever subject they are talking about........So I say to you Mr. Politician, or Mr. Advocate, Or Mr. Democrat, or Mr. Republic, or you left or right winger, or you fighting for tall people or short people, or skinny people or fat people.....or...............well who cares........It's all Bullshit.

    

Stupid News.......................coming soon

I am tired of listening to idiots reading the news, anchors being dumb, and guest politicians not saying anything.......Speak..........Speak...........Speak..............OK..........I will........but it will have to wait a while.
I will finish this within 24 hours......... I sort of promise ??