Yentas aka Gossip aka Busy Bodies

Busy Body by CRaPUSA

You have to love gossip and more important the people that spread it.  Actually, the real fun is listening to those spreading all this crap and trying to decide how much is true, real, and where it actually came from.     The definition of Gossip is "Gossip is idle talk or rumour about the personal or private affairs of others. It is one of the oldest and most common means of sharing facts and views, but also has a reputation for the introduction of errors and variations into the information transmitted. The term can also imply that the idle chat or rumour is of personal or trivial nature, as opposed to normal conversation.
     

Yenta's at work by CRaPUSA

Nosey

      Most of us know someone right off the bat that fits into the above category.  I especially know someone which is the reason for this.  We usually find the highest form of Yenta's in older females. Don't ask me why, but that seems to work. Anyway, this Yenta I have in mind used to live in my building.  She is basically a really nice lady, but somehow devotes her entire life to knowing everything about everyone.  She no longer lives in my building, but fairly close. She also calls me on a regular basis to tell me everything that is going on around here.  How she knows all this shit is beyond me, but I marvel at it daily.  I certainly don't ever reveal the truth to her, yet she can tell me anything and everything about everyone in this building. What they are up to, where they have been, where they are going.  It is completely like "Big Brother"  I manage to slip in a lie or two when speaking to her in the hopes it gets spread around as I am sure it does.

You Say What ?

        I guess I really don't understand why some people have to know everything about others ?  It is just wrong to know and spread all this shit around.  Why not just keep your fucking mouth closed and mind your own business ?  There are several people in my building that just love to spread around gossip.........especially if it some bad shit.

No Age Restriction Required

        I know this is nothing new. It is done by all ages with no restrictions as to gender.  I just love the Jewish word "Yenta". It just seems to give new meaning to this ridiculous act.

Is this how wars get started ?

        So think about the Yenta you know and do me this little favor. The next time he or she asks you something that you know is going to get repeated....................................LIE..............................

     

Yes that is Bullshit

Bullshit sums it up. In fact, I could probably post 5/6 pictures here and everyone will agree with me. Sometimes I like to watch the news on TV.  I have to admit that I am very conservative, but certainly respect everyone's right to choose.  I especially like to watch debates of all sorts as they are a wonderful source of comedy.  If there are no debates, I will be entertained by one of the many news anchors doing an interview with 2 people with different views that are always on a split screen. That is much better than any reality show there is today.

     There is no way either of the opposing guests will ever answer a direct question.  Why is it so impossible to any of these idiots to simply give a Yes, No, or Direct answer ?  Easy..........They are all full of shit and will never dwell into the real problem.  They pussy foot around and tap dance at the same time.  At times I want to throw something at these idiots for not answering any question with a direct answer.  I am amazed that some of these anchors let their guests get away with this. 
    There are solutions for this that are really quite simple. If I was an anchor, I would do some of the following. I would give them a certain amount of time to answer and then cut them off if they don't adhere to this...........I would ask a lot of questions that only require a yes or no, and make them aware they are only one word answers.........I would have a tazer gun next to me and simply tazer them if I didn't like the answer...........Or I would simply tell them to answer the fucking question directly and taze them anyway........I would also organize my competitors in the hopes of everyone doing the same thing.
    As a viewer, I have also simplified the problem for myself.  I try to watch only Megan Kelly or one of her clones.  This is a very good solution. It is also very soothing on your eyes.

     But to get serious for a minute, I just don't get all the skipping around.  Is every single political person, entertainer, sports figure, or what have you so afraid to tell the truth ?  Are they all simply afraid that something will be taken out of context and used against them in the future ? Or are they all just covering their ass for anything that might not be liked by some, or is this just the way of life?

     Whatever it is, whatever the reason, whatever gets said, or whatever we think they say..........you know damn well they have covered and supported both the Pros and Con's of whatever subject they are talking about........So I say to you Mr. Politician, or Mr. Advocate, Or Mr. Democrat, or Mr. Republic, or you left or right winger, or you fighting for tall people or short people, or skinny people or fat people.....or...............well who cares........It's all Bullshit.