Showing posts with label free gifts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free gifts. Show all posts

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Why Bother ?

Metro - New York City tap water beats $2.50 filtered Molecule water in Metro taste test

NY Tap Water by CRaPUSA

Onyl $2.50 a bottle....Click Link on top
 What is true ? Who can you trust anymore ?  I have pretty much seen everything during my life, and continue to do so. I was born and raised in NYC, spent most of my life there, had a business there, and currently live in the land of sunshine in So. Florida.  I only state the obvious because there is not very much that confuses me, or I think is stupid etc. (OK, so we all know that is plain fucking bullshit).
     Here is the deal. This morning I was reading the NY Post and saw this article (Link above) about NY Tap water being bottled with a few procedures done in between to purify it.  It only sells for $2.50.    Wow, that is a real fucking bargain for stinking tap water, which really isn't too bad if you are a New Yorker.  Actually, I think you become immune to water after some time of drinking the same thing.
Huh....by crapusa
      I don't know about you, but I cannot believe the amount of space every grocery or large food chain devotes to bottled water. That in itself tells you how profitable it must be for the makers of those brands. In fact in my area the water sections is probably larger than the liquor aisles...Ummm.
Enjoy the Water
       So is tap water from NY better than Fuji , Nestles, or any of the other designer label water we buy ?  I think at this point I don't give a shit and will continue to buy the ones that are on sale that particular week.  After all, I certainly cannot tell the difference.
       So after having a nice bottle of water this morning I drove to my local Bank of America where I was going , for the sole purpose of re-ordering some checks.  Now mind you, I very seldom write a check and probably had my exhausted check supply for 3 years.  After all, I do (like most of you) all my banking on line except for that occasional check that must be written on the spot. (which is not very often)

None Left ?   CRaPUSA.com
    Now it wasn't too long ago that banks were giving you toasters, free gifts, all sorts of stuff to get you to be a customer.  And yes......even free checks....
     Actually this is still being done at some local, regional banks, in some parts of the country. But the Giant Banks like Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, blah blah blah are not included in this list......I merely wanted a simple check for the once a month time that I cannot issue one on line......The nice lady at the bank showed me these fancy checks with pictures similar to Anthony Weiners weiner or 3D animals floating around for some ridiculous fee.  I don't give a rats ass what the check looks like.  I am not saving it, I am not looking at it, I am merely writing some shit on there, and giving it to someone...I don't give a fuck what they do with it next....So I calmly said to this nice bank lady........Where are the free check ?  I don't care if my name and stuff is not on it...Well, I finally got out of there with a basic check that cost $14.00 a package...I didn't even care how many came in it...I asked her if I get a toaster with that and she looked at me like I was crazy.
     After all is said and done I realize I was lucky there is still not a charge for walking into the Bank of America.  There certainly is a charge for everything else.. Ahhhh....it is so nice to be able to do everything on line and not have a single conversation with anyone.
      So what does water and banking have in common ?  How the hell do I know.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

The Fine Print


Free......Right......What is Free ?  What is in the small print ?   Let's face it.......Nothing is free.  I don't know about you, but I am sick and tired of all this free stuff I am going to get whenever I am on line, and even when I am on my smart phone....All this shit pops up (even with pop-up blockers) and I am always winning free stuff.......................provided of course, that I answer a few questions, or follow a few simple rules, or allow certain manufacturer's to send me email for the rest of my life, or some other bullshit reason.

     We can get free rooms and free air travel and everything is free. If you click on enough shit you can have everything free. You can go on vacation with your free air ticket and stay is this great hotel and probably even have your meals free.......And if you believe any of this for even a second you are dumber than you look.
     So relax, have a free beer and let's discuss this....Oh what ?????? It's only free air conditioning and the Beer is from places all around the world.......OMG....How fucking stupid do some of these ads and some of these stores, restaurants, airlines, service industries, electronics etc......think we are ?  Obviously, by the amount of ads we see in newspapers, magazine's, TV, on line, and everywhere else they must think we are all assholes.....
     I am sure you have downloaded and App on your IPhone or whatever type of smart phone you are using ?  I am also sure that before you were able to completely use that app, a little box appeared that says " I agree with the above terms and conditions" ?  I am also sure that if you are like me, you never ever looked at one line of these lengthy contracts that probably would require several hours of legal reading to check out....It's a damn joke, but we all just check the box like a little puppet and proceed to use the App.  None of us actually know what we have agreed to, but we do know that we have another new app.
     Have you ever read the fine print on your several page mobile phone contract that has probably tied you into a two year contract with some heavy fee attached should you ever wish to terminate it early ?  the small print is one of the most bullshit things I have ever seen. It's a joke that none of us ever really bother to read it. We just do it...We could be giving away our first born, or our life savings, or everything we ever own or will own, and I can almost guarantee that 90% of us will have never read the entire thing.  I am also sure that most of you reading this now, won't bother to finish reading this small print, but will probably say fuck it...It can't be important, or this asshole fucked up and made a mistake with the font.  How wrong you are.
          Actually, you all just bought one of the new CRaPUSA hats that will be available shortly...So thank you to about 1,000 people who just ordered one in advance.....OK, I am kidding, but lets face it........None of us bother to look at the fine print and one of these days it is going to come back and bite us you know where.........
      I am also sure that you have paid more attention and time to this picture then you did while looking (or glancing) at the fine print above.