Specialists

 I so love that word "Specialist".  It is so broad and covers so much...Bullshit...The meaning of Specialist is simply "One who is devoted to a particular occupation or branch of study or research."   Now, part of me certainly understands that, but part has trouble dealing with it.
    

Ron Jeremy for example is a specialist.  He has fucked more females then you can imagine. He clearly fits the meaning of the word Specialist, BUT......is there anywhere in his work, ads, bio's, etc that once mentions the word Specialist ?????  Nope.
   

Sex shops were originally call "Specialist Shops".  I so get that. It so makes sense, especially if you have been in a good one lately.They know what they are doing, what they are selling, and have well trained people taking care of you....Finally, something that makes sense...Oh wait....they changed names from Specialist Shop to Sex Shop.
      

What about a Urologist or certain fields of medicine...Yes...they are definitely specialists and not only are qualified to do what they do, but certainly qualify to use the word Specialist.
    

What about oral sex ? How many females do you know that give the best head possible, do it perfectly, and never deviate from that great ability ?  These are truly Specialist in their field, but NO....Do they get the treatment or notoriety they deserve ? No...Nowhere are they awarded the title of Blow Job Specialist.
      

There are great tits, and there are average tits, and of course there are no tits. Each has a time and a place. Each is recognized by different standards in different situations.  But we all know that every now and they, a pair of extraordinary tits come to the scene.  They are perfect in each and every way..  The problem is quite simple. Are these Specialist Tits ?  No, they are just tits... This is unfair to the word and to the person that has spent a lifetime perfecting them....Perfection does exist.
 

We have all been to parades ?  What about those nice people that have to clean up the shit from horses or animals at the end of the parade ?  These are hard working, conscientious individuals who get no respect. Yet, they are specialists in their field. Shouldn't there be equal justice here ?  After all, they are just as important as your local dentist, or airline pilot....A Specialist is a specialist and let us not forget it.

Sex Toys & Sex Shops

We don't want them anywhere near our homes or near our schools or near where we shop..........yet...........they are everywhere.  No longer are they sleazy little stores , but are now huge retail establishments with clothing, toys, videos, magazines, lotions, greeting cards, and anything else you might need that is associated with sex or any derivative of that word.

     I can't tell you how many sex shops there are in the USA, except for the fact there are lots. I can't tell you how large a business it is, because it is huge.  I guess there are no public companies yet dealing in this, but I am sure that will happen soon.  Sex Toys are a huge business. I put the figures of just how big on yesterdays blog.  Men and Women of all ages, all religion's, all economic levels, and all colors use these toys.  I wonder how many of you reading this will simply nod and say that you don't use one ?????  I know your lying, just like those of you who say that you don't masturbate. That holds true for both men and women.

      Sex Toys are everywhere. Just Google it and see for yourself.  Sex toys are fun as well.  A few years ago I bought a wonderful remote controlled vibrator attached to a pair of panties.  It was for this girl I was dating and not for me in case you had doubts.  I had the small remote which worked up to about 20 feet away.  You cannot believe the fun we both had with me turning this on and off while at a nice restaurant.  The look on this girls face was worth everything, especially the $105.00 cost of this.  Lets face it.......Toys spruce up a relationship and anyone who says otherwise is just plain full of shit.

    

If you haven't been to your local Sex Shop in a while, I would suggest you paying them a visit.  It is a wonderful place to visit and just window shopping  (inside of course) and being up to date on the latest gadgets will make you a better person. After all, you do look at new electronics, new kitchen appliances and gadgets, and new stuff to spruce up your house.  So why not look around for some new toys to spruce up your sex life ???   Take the trip....You won't be sorry.

Sex Toys..........coming soon to your neighborhood

Soon..............Toys................Sex................Shops...........coming to CRaPUSA and to your neighborhood.....Stay Tuned.......

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Collection of sex toys

Vending machine selling a range of sex toys

A sex toy is an object or device that is primarily used to facilitate human sexual pleasure. The most popular sex toys are designed to resemble human genitals and may be vibrating or non-vibrating. The term can also include BDSM apparatus and sex furniture such as slings, however it is not applied to items such as birth control, pornography, or condoms.
Alternative expressions include adult toy and marital aid, although "marital aid" has a broader sense and is applied to drugs and herbs marketed to supposedly enhance or prolong sex.