Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronxboy Ranting": toys

CRaPUSA / Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronx Boy" Why CRaPUSA ? This has been my platform for many years, writing about just fun and offbeat everything. I had a blast, until I got bored a year or so ago. Well, with the political climate, Covid, and general conditions world wide, I thought it was time to get back to my roots. I was born and raised in the Bronx, NY. Therefore, I am a Bronx Boy, which in my mind gives me the right to rant whenever I desire. So, hold on.

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Sex Toys..........coming soon to your neighborhood

Soon..............Toys................Sex................Shops...........coming to CRaPUSA and to your neighborhood.....Stay Tuned.......

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Collection of sex toys

Vending machine selling a range of sex toys

A sex toy is an object or device that is primarily used to facilitate human sexual pleasure. The most popular sex toys are designed to resemble human genitals and may be vibrating or non-vibrating. The term can also include BDSM apparatus and sex furniture such as slings, however it is not applied to items such as birth control, pornography, or condoms.
Alternative expressions include adult toy and marital aid, although "marital aid" has a broader sense and is applied to drugs and herbs marketed to supposedly enhance or prolong sex.

Disclaimer and Voted #1

Absolutely none of the ideas expressed in this blog are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there. That is the least I can do.

Luthor and Ferdinand have also voted CRaPUSA the number one read and enjoyed Blog in Eastern Iowa. Isn't that wonderful????? Thank you Luthor and Ferdinand.

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