Really ?

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Even if I tried with all my heart and soul, I couldn't make this shit up. There are many deodorants for men and women, but this is obviously the first one that smells like Bacon.
It was dreamed up by Seattle-based J&D's Food, the company behind bacon-flavored salt and baconnaise, and officially called Power Bacon Deodorant. It is the "world's first Bacon-scented deodorant."
I have done some research on this and guess what ?
1. It's tag line is, "For When You Sweat Like A Pig."
2. It is a "meaty fresh evolution of meat flavored and scented health and beauty products."
3. It "provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent."
4. You should "apply liberally to underarms or private areas."
And if you would like your penis to smell like bacon, you can buy a stick for $9.99 at their website.

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Now, where the fuck do I find a babe that uses and\ egg deodorant ?    Really ?
      

I am so glad we are in the middle of the Football Season.  Actually, I can't wait until early 2014 for the opening of the LFL.  Really now.....you act surprised ? Your going to tell me that you don't know what the Legends Football League is ?  OK, so they changed the name from Lingerie Football.........

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I don't know about you or what your thinking, but I do know there is something to be said about this. Actually, I see absolutely no downside in suddenly becoming  a fan of this league. I also know plenty about football, so right out of the box I will predict the team with the largest average size tits will win the championship.....Really ????
      

Here is something that even I don't believe. I use one of those one price cleaners in the neighborhood for some shirts and stuff that can't go in the washing machine.  I have been going to this place for some time now.  They don't do anything on the premises, but send it all out.  They have those moving racks to hang everything, and there is one or two nice Asian women in the front all the time.  I get greeted with a big hello, give her my shirts and ticket to pick up the stuff from last week. Right....Pretty simple and basic.  They know me and I know them and we exchange small talk and everything is wonderful.........Except for the following.  For some reason, the cost usually always ends in a 26 cent, or a 51 or 56 cent....You get the drift.
     

There is this little penny bowl by the cash register for those times when I need a penny.  ( I am sure they use this for other customers as well).  This morning, I picked up some shirts, and needed just one silly little penny.  And lo and behold.......the fucking penny bowl was empty....I picked it up as I gave her money to show her it was empty and guess what ????? She gave me 4 pennies with the balance of my change.......I looked at her and said....."Really".  This little Asian girl had no fucking clue as to what I was talking about.......Really...
     

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A Boob or Two

A boob or two for sure.  This past week has been somewhat entertaining trying to decide what this country is going to do in Syria ?  Or actually not do ?  I don't get it. I am like one of those Americans who thinks he lives in a great country, but is never 100% sure of it. Why the fuck are we telling the enemy If, Why, When, and everything else we plan on doing in advance ?  I served in the military (actually the US one ) and the very first rule of war or attack is that of surprise....Whoops....I guess I let the cat out of the bag.
      

But lets not be piggy about this whole situation. After all, we are lucky enough to have Lady Gaga...I have to admit that I like fucked up shit and usually have no problems with outfits....But....give me a break my dear Lady.....You look like an asshole and just might win this weeks Boob of the week award.......Unless.....
     

Unless.....Unless.....we check out Miley....Oh you sweet little thing who gave the world a completely new meaning for the word "Twerking".....Sounds and looks good to me. In fact, Myley Cyrus you can do your twerking in my face anytime.
   

Ahh....Another boob of the week and maybe one of the year is the Penny....The penny is completely useless.  You cannot buy anything for a penny.   In fact,  in 1972 .....that sweet little copper thing was worth what a nickel is today...
      

Why do we even bother with them ?  I can't even think of anything clever to say about a penny........Except..........
       

When I was younger, I remember a few uses for the penny...There was that old gumball machine that was everywhere....
      

And......the above is probably my ATF....growing up in NYC, I would love taking the subway with my dad and looking at all the machines on the poles in some of the subway stations.  It was so cool to get that little box of chiclets, or dentyne gum for that penny. It probably really cost 2 cents, because one penny would always get stuck in the machine or just malfunction.
   

Ecstasy is the common name for MDMA, a powerful synthetic drug that is part stimulant, part hallucinogenic. It produces a feeling of euphoria, increased energy and empathy toward others....This past weekend, two co-ed died after popping pills at the wild Electric Zoo music fest at Randall's Island.
   

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Officials finally shut down the mega party which drew about 100,000 ravers. So "Molly", (which is the street name for this drug), you are probably the biggest boob of the week. I was into anything back in the day....but now I say...."Don't Do Drugs"....  I have seen first hand what it does to people and it is just not worth it......
       Holy Shit....I think I finally said something real, honest, and even just might be some very good advice to someone out there.


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