Super Boobs

Shhhhhhh, the Super Boobs are coming.

Really Now

Our Chief of Spies, General Petraeus. How strange that stuff like this comes out when it does.  I find it so funny this affair was deemed newsworthy after the election.

Forget the fact the head of the CIA was getting a little on the side. That is not the problem, because I can guarantee that half of you reading this are doing the same. (hopefully not with his mistress however).  How can you not be cynical knowing the head of the CIA was being watched without his knowledge ?  This guy was great and now a little piece of ass has ruined his career.  How does this differ from some of our past presidents and their affairs ?   

     
    What about Hybrid Cabs that were going to be the most cost cutting miracle for NY cab drivers.  They were going to save lots of money on fuel and make everyone happy.  Guess what ?  Repair costs have far exceeded savings at the pump.  I imagine I will be writing about electric cabs in NY sometime next year.

Usually I think most movie stars are really pieces of shit, but now I have to rethink that.  In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy and it's devastation in the Northeast, I have seen some really good and cool stuff.  The above picture of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were seen in Rockaway NY helping some of Sandy's victims.  I think I just added this because it was a feel good story for once. Especially after those dumb ass remarks made by Chris Matthews the other day. ( "I'm so glad we had that storm last week " because the storm helped Obama win the election " )

Way to go Chris.  I am sure all the victims who lost their homes, and possessions love you for that. Sure you apologised , but, lets just leave it at that.

Bye Bye Allen West

And the above picture is my favorite. It's bad enough that I live in the most fucked up state when it comes to counting votes for any kind of an election.
No sooner than the 2012 presidential race results had finally been finalized in Florida (the "Ain't No Sunshine Come Election TIme" State of Confusion), and the attention had shifted over to the 18th U.S. congressional district race, where Democratic newcomer Patrick Murphy was announced as the upset winner over GOP Tea Party favorite, Allen West.
But, but but...this is Florida, and so nothing is quite what it seems - not when it comes to electoral politics.
While the Murphy win - by almost 2,500 votes out of a 330,000+ total - was announced, it was announced as "unofficial". Although all the final early, absentee and provisional votes had been counted by early Saturday, and although the .7% final margin of victory had exceeded the automatic recount requirement (less than a .5% margin), the West camp still filed multiple legal challenges to the results, including a request for a recount.  Well, this is still going on because West will not concede.......What makes matters worse is that it is in my district and I would like to see him run out of town.

Can't we all just play nice ? All Democrats and Republicans should give each other a big hug, play a game of pool, and act and speak nice to each other.   Really Now ??????
         
       
             "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. "
George Carlin

      

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Political Ads

   
I don't know about you, but I am so tired of seeing all these negative campaign ads that I can just scream. Living in a swing state certainly has something to do with it, but enough is enough. You can't even watch a sporting event, or your favorite program without almost every commercial being that for one political candidate.  (the above video is really funny)

It's not even the fact that elections are almost here. It's the fucking fact that each and every ad is a negative blast ad.  It's a fact that 70% of all campaign ads are now Negative.  That really says a whole bunch about our candidates.

There is no difference if it is a local, Congressional, or Presidential ad, they all seem to be saying and suggesting the same thing.  I feel like it is my ex-wife and me going at it again...He said, she said, you said, they said.....enough already.  I don't give a shit. I don't care if some future congressman got drunk 20 years ago and spent the night in jail. I don't care if Congressman so and so slept with a hooker in Washington 4 years ago...I really don't care.

One Lucky Politician

Negative campaigning doesn't do a thing for me. I have been writing this blog for about 2 years now , so negative shit does absolutely nothing for me. In fact, I probably am the king of negative crap, or at least had something to do with the invention of it.  Most of the negative ads are simply some sarcastic and ridiculous things.  I probably have written about it before.

I have no idea who Mimi is (above), but I guarantee you that I would vote for her without hearing her voice. I especially would not give a shit what her platform is. I can see enough of her platform to approve.  Her ad and her ability to have the balls to do such an ad has my vote.

Impressed with Who ?

     

Are all our leaders and potential leaders just too damn impressed with themselves ?  Where and when did they stop being people and become make believe people ?  I don't know if it is just me, or others feel like I do ?  All of us want to go out every now and then and have fun, have a few drinks, gamble, play some sports, go to a movie, get laid, have a beer, shoot the shit. curse, tell some off color jokes, have some secrets, watch a little porn, do regular day to day shit...Problem is ...............well it's You Tube, Twitter, Facebook, and all other social media has blocked any and all politicians from being Human......I think we would have a better country if this were not true.

You be the judge.
     
    
      
       
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