Look who is back ? Just in time for a special "Who Really Cares" post.

So here we go. Who, if anyone really gives a shit about ARod and Jen from the Bronx ?  I am a bronx boy and don't understand the facination  that attracted these two people for the past year or so. Was Covid responsible for this ?  She is a talented person in her own right, and part of that special Jet Set club.  He is, and was an overpriced dishonest athlete.  Everyone knew from day one this was never going to work, but alas, the media needed something to distract from the 90% Trump attack that no longer exists.  Oh well, I bid you two farewell and can't wait to see what the next step is for each of you.

Speaking of losers, how about a TV star and a Prince ? Now throw in a great opinionated TV host, and now we have something to talk about. No, I am not referring to Oprah and her bullshit nonsensacle interview with Meghan Markle, and Prince Harry

Meg and Harry (if I may call them that), are cool. I'ts great they got married and I wish them all the luck in the world.  I don't give a shit that he is a prince or whatever the hell that means.  That whole British monarch system seems to be nothing more than a great cartoon to me. What is Royalty today and what does is mean ?  Uniforms are for military people , medical people, sports people for the most part.  Who wants to see anyone bowing to someone ?  This is 2021 and I thought all that bullshit was long gone.  (Obviously they haven't seen Coming 2 America ).

 

I also wonder how many of you wear your medals on your suit or possibly pajamas ? Not a good fashion look, but whatever.   So the Royal family is pissed, Meghan and Harry are pissed, and Piers Morgan is taking shit for doing his job. He is the only one involved that actually did his job, the way it should be done. It be wonderful if the American Press took a lesson from him ?  Ha Ha. But now she has mentioned that she might run for President in 2024.  Yippee.

 

Why should I leave out one of the worst governors ever , as long as I am not giving a shit about anything. I can do this being a born and bred New Yorker.  But alas....... Poor Andrew !  And I'm not referring to Prince Andrew right now. He has his own problems.  There are now about 5-7 women who have accused Governor Cuomo of sexual harassment, but hey, who is counting. The stories just keep getting better and funnier. Of course, I believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty, so I will reserve judgement of him. We live in strange times, so everything needs to be politically correct and Woke.   (with the exception of this blog, which will never be anything but opinionated, and hopefully on the side of humor )

 

Sorry that I am a little rusty and stiff getting back to having fun.  Hope you enjoy reading some of my crap and it makes your day just a little bit brighter.  I will try to keep current with news events, along with any other bullshit and nonsense going on in the world today. Only a kid from the Bronx can come up with useless facts to hopefully make you smile a little. Hopefully I'll work out all the kinks shortly. Until next time.

"And the Award goes To"

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 Alex has struck out again. He tried to get to first base with ??????. He asked her why she had to make fun of him all the time ?  She simply said, "Your disgusting and get away from me".  He told her that he was a big fan of hers, and she said, "I think your a fucking asshole". She also went on to say she thinks Rodriguez is a "buffoon", "a pile of shit", and "hates the way he carries himself".  Nothing better than the truth.
      

Conan/CRaP/Chelsea

So, in my humble opinion, this wonderful, funny, clever, amusing, talk show host in the above picture certainly gets my vote along with my award for This first annual award without a name. ( Conan looks pretty good also)
      

And the Winner Is ?

It's time for me to personally congratulate Chelsea Handler for being one of the most clever of all clever celebs in the business and having the biggest pair of balls to say what she wants to whoever she wants.  She tells it like it is and never sucks ass to any star of any magnitude.  She has her own show evenings on the E channel and if your a fan of CRaPUSA, you will instantly become a fan of Chelsea Handler.
       

The show is nothing but funny and includes a panel which is followed by some famous show biz personality. (and sometimes not so famous). Chelsea is not afraid to pick on anything and not afraid to add herself to the topic.  My DVR and Chelsea have become the best of friends and I try to watch her before going to sleep, whenever possible.
      

Heavy Award

I have never pimped out a show, nor have I ever given my opinion about anything.....however, if  your in one of the wonderful 213 countries currently reading this Crap, and you have the opportunity to catch Chelsea Lately..................do it.
        

Its not a little thing, but you be the judge of that.  I gotta believe that LMFAO got started because of Chelsea Handler.  Holy Shit, I am being serious all of a sudden.

Biggest Boobs of 2013

Biggest Boobs of 2013

2013 has been one hell of a year. More crap came out of the mouth of more people that you would ever believe.  You can look at your favorite athlete, your favorite movie star, your favorite politician, or in fact, your favorite anything.

    

It is so obvious, that I don't even have to tell you what these genius's said, because most of it is so fucking stupid and inconceivable that anyone could really be that stupid.  Oh, BTW.....they can.
    

Do I read CRaPUSA ?

ARod is a front runner.   It really doesn't even matter what he said or says.
  

Joe Biden is my favorite. Always was and always will be. His best was a while ago at some rally when Joe Biden said to Missouri Senator Chuck Graham......."Stand Up, Chuck. Let 'em see ya".   The only problem with this is that Chuck Graham was in a wheelchair at the time....
      

Donald Rumsfeld is also pretty high up on the list with this gem.  "We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns...the ones we don't know we don't know "    All I can say to this is simply that " I knew that ".
    Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"   Huh.....Are all these fucking people stupid, or do you and I have one hell of a sense of humor ?
    

I have looked over some of my blogs from earlier in the year and have to admit that I have been pretty good keeping up with some of these Boobs of the year.  For a brief second, I wonder how we will outdo these "schmuck's" next year ?  But alas......I know there will not be a problem in the world to do this.
     

This final one even made me take a second look.  Yup...It's the biggest political Boob of 2013 and it's called Obamacare.  

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