WTF gives with shitty, smelly, crappy, rotten, old, disgusting,
vile, halutious, just plain bad perfume ????? Not just regular perfume, but the stuff
described above worn by old people.????? (not all, but nearly) How can they wear that terrible smelling cheap excuse of perfume or cologne ?
I got out of my car yesterday that I had just parked in a local shopping center. At the exact same time, a nice, sweet old lady got out of hers right next to me. I wanted to
die. I could not believe the stench. I could have sworn a skunk had just sprayed me and looked around for it...I was wrong. It was that sweet old lady with whatever she had just bathed herself in. I walked really fast hoping to escape the rest of that deadly
aroma that I knew was going to fucking kill me. Too late.......It was already in my nostrils doing its damage. I didn't know what to do. I walked real fast into a store hoping the air conditioner would offer some relief...No fucking way again...It was suffer your ass off time.
The question is not what to do. The question is why do old men and old women wear or drown themselves in cheap fucking perfumes ? Can't their kids or grand kids tell them how offensive it really is ? Why can't there be a law against such abuse to others ?
BTW....there is a quick cure for this. It's sort of like being bitten by a snake. Once inside a store simply fart a couple of times and hope to hell this somehow will neutralize that horrific smell........Just Saying !
But then again, if she looked like this, maybe I wouldn't be bitching !!!!!!
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