New Hooker App............coming soon

Here is the deal.. If you have never been with an escort, hooker, prostitute, or whatever you want to call them.......Don't read any further......If you have never thought of paying to be with a woman......Don't read any further.....If you are married and have never cheated on your wife by buying someone dinner, gifts, promises, etc....Don't read any further.
     

 OK. So we have established the fact that you are human after all, and all that shit you have told your friends about never paying for it is now out in the open and we all realize that your full of shit.
   

Now lets get down to the basics. Everything is a progression. Everything starts somewhere.  Today there is a 2 call system when going to see an escort. (naturally we are talking about in calls now).  You call first, and then when your by the hotel or wherever, you call again and get the room number.  Naturally we would all be fucked if it weren't for cell phones.  Years ago it was a much different procedure, but that is for another blog , another day.  Here it is 2015.  There are apps for everything.
   

Every drug store, supermarket, retail store, music, movie, sports events, money transfer, banks, maps, weather, amazon, groupon, tinder, match.com, everything and I'm sure your getting it.
     

So don't you think it's time for someone to come up with an escort app?   I know there is Backpage, Craigs List, and a couple of other hookup sites like that.....BUT....Why not a simple app that lets you put in exactly what you want in a female, or male....Size, shape, hair color, breast size, shoe size, education level ?  Anything....Put in blood type or pedicure preference for all I care.....This could be so simple...Once this information is entered, it is sent right to the closest person filling your request. It's a win win for everyone......I think I am on to something.......
     

Laugh now, but pretty soon you will download this app and kick yourself in your ass for not taking it a little bit more seriously.......

Maybe it's not a win win for everyone ????? Back to the drawing board.....