AVN

            
Sure, you can tell me all you want that you have no idea what AVN is and that you
never watch porn, but we all know that you would be completely full of crap. I just spent about 2 hours watching this years show on Showtime and haven't stopped laughing yet. Hard to imagine this masterpiece coming from the Hard Rock Hotel in La Vegas ?  (see below)
LAS VEGAS -- The Adult Video News Awards, the Oscars for the adult video industry, is an overdose of porn cliches: A giant sex toy-branded blimp circled the ballroom Saturday night at the Hard Rock Hotel, which was filled with men sporting spiked hair and goatees. They were wearing sunglasses at night and mingling with women whose dresses had the same amount of fabric as bathing suits, straining against silicone-inflated chests. Ron Jeremy, an old-school porn star who actually still sports a porn mustache, rubbed elbows with a vacant-seeming "Teen Mom," Farrah Abraham, who debuted as a porn star in 2013 and was an AVN awards show presenter.
     

There is a video above of the Red Carpet, prior to the show.  I actually thought it was a graduating class of morons getting their GED's after about 8 years of study and hard work.????  Well, at least their mothers will be proud of them.
   

Don't get me wrong for a second. I like porn and admit to watching it on occasion. The fact that I can usually predict the ending has nothing at all to do with this...What bothers me is why are the called "Porn Stars" ?  Anyone knows that not everyone is, or can be a star. Oh wait !!!!!! Their stage names ?  Give me a break.
     

The other thing is also very obvious. Why do they have to speak ? Why ruin a good thing ? Why not just fuck and suck and all the other things they do in between? Why must this show have a format like the Oscars, or any other award show ?  Why can't they just do the stuff they are used to doing in the outfits they are used to doing it in ? Anyway, I have finally stopped laughing, so you decide for yourself.