Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Really ???



Really ?????  WTF gives with trying to have a piece of cake or pie these days ? You would think it was an easy task ?  Go to the local supermarket, walk to the bakery department, purchase what you want, and simply take it home...  But NO...These dumb ass motherfuckers responsible for packaging these bakery products are out to ruin us.  Have you ever sat down to have a cup of coffee and enjoy that cake or pie you just bought ?
    
Guess What ?  You are going to have to work your ass off to open those stupid plastic containers this shit is packaged in.  They have managed to make the strongest grade of plastic, with a safety seal that almost needs a pair of pliers to open. Why do these assholes do this ?  Are they afraid that someone is going to steal a crumb or something in the store ?
   
Maybe it's just me, or then again, maybe it's not.
  
Why can't the baker just bake and not worry so much about packaging.......

Oh Wait:::::::
     
As long as I'm busy driving myself crazy about cake, let me tell you about Matzos. After all, its the middle of Passover and I have something that really bothers me. You don't have to be Jewish to appreciate this, just a business person, or someone who knows something about business. Actually, anyone who knows what business is will appreciate this.
   
Matzos are eaten during the Passover holidays by most (or some) Jewish families. It is something that is just done...So here is my point...In most stores, most brands of Matzos are sold by the box for approximately $3.99 each.....But....and I repeat BUT....During the Passover holiday, there is a 5 box pre-pack of Matzos that is sold for $4.99.....WTF is that all about ??? A dollar more for 5 boxes instead of one ???
During this holiday you are buying this regardless of cost...So why are these companies selling this promotional package now ????  Why wouldn't they do this during the rest of the year when not much matzos are sold ?   Oh well, what do I know ?
 
Who knows ?  The Easter Bunny ?  The Matzah Bunny ?  Who really cares????
   
Get some chocolate Matzah and enjoy. Just make sure it's not in one of those fucking plastic supermarket containers.








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