I Get Pissed off======When ...........

 

.....I see some asshole commercial on TV they gives me the second one free just for ordering now.....But, I have to pay a separate shipping and handling charge. Wow, isn't that nice of those jerks?
   

,,,,,An easy solution for you idiots inside my TV....When your shipping department finally decides to ship my order, simply have them shove 2 of whatever I bought into the same box.  No need for additional handling, no need for additional shipping charges. Just do it.
     

BTW.....I would never, ever buy anything advertised on TV, so problem solved.
       

.....I see some asshole talking or texting in the movie, or at a restaurant.  In the movie, the light is clearly a nuisance and so uncalled for. Shut your fucking phone off.
      

.....I  see some asshole talking on his or her phone in a restaurant sitting next to me.  Who the fuck really cares what you did last night, or where you are going later....Shut Up. Pay attention to the people you are with.
      

.....I am forced to submit my email address to read or get some simple little thing on line. First I get teased and then I am told if I simply enter my address, I will receive lots of free coupons, news letters and some other junk that I am sure I could very easily live without.
      

.....I comply with the request...........until a week later I get barraged with bullshit emails about anything and everything that I have no fucking interest in.  It's at that point when I usually unsubscribe to it and am told to please allow several weeks to be taken off their email list...WTF...isn't this 2013 and isn't everything done instantly and electronically ?
        

.....I read about Jodi Arias wanting to sell T-shirts from jail and recycle trash.  This was her plea to jurors in a pathetic bid to escape the death penalty for murder.  The money from the sale of the T-shirts will aid in domestic abuse victims..
    

.....We have a choice of what color to purchase as well....Just kill the bitch and stop wasting my time.

Make a comment about some of the CRaP that gets you pissed off..........