ATM's

    
        I love ATM's, but I especially love the drive thru ones.  OK, that is a lie.  I used to love them when everything was simple, like in this video above.  But times have changed, progress has been made, improvements in machinery are in force, and these wonderful lending institutions have made it so easy for us......Bull Shit.

     And more bull shit.  Up until a year ago it was a pleasure to drive thru the ATM and get some fast money.  There was never more than a car or two in front of you, and the line went pretty fast. Even with those idiots who fumbled for their cards, and had to open the car door, things were relatively calm.  The wonderful banks were on the ball and finally doing something right.  Well, shortly after the collapse of the banking system and our wonderful government giving them loads of money to bail them out .........something changed.

     The wonderful big banks seem to have improved everything....Sure they have.  You certainly have noticed the newer machines, the new brighter lighting at night, and the amount of fucking cars that are now in front of you every time you have to go to an ATM....  Why are there so many cars there now ?  Why does it take 30 minutes to get thru ?????

   I will tell you why.  It's not because of this idiot lady pictured here that doesn't know it's a drive thru and doesn't have a clue what to do.....Nope.....It is plain and simple..... These jerks at the banks have made it easier for you and I to deposit checks right from your car.  That's right....After all, why should anyone have to get out of their auto, off their fat ass, just to walk 15 steps into the bank to make a deposit of 8,9 or 10 checks ?  Why should they when they can simply sit on their fat ass, in their air conditioned car, farting all they want, and stick the checks into that little slot and wait around for that wonderful machine to scan the checks, define the deposit, and finally print out a copy of all the checks that were just deposited...... Shit.....This is a fifteen minute process any day of the week.
It sucks and it is stupid.  I have no problem with one or even two checks, but now there is a ten check limit.....

       I just don't get it.....What is the purpose of a bank ?????  It really doesn't matter, because soon we will be able to deposit everything on our smart phones. One bank is doing it now, so it won't be long.  Then we should be able to withdraw money in the form of a bar code, and no more ATM's.....I guess I don't understand why there is not s coffee machine incorporated with the ATM machine..???