Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Verification Codes......#R76~+ku*

What the fuck gives with these verification codes ?  It seems every time I want to make a comment, send a request, send a message to a company, or anything similar these dumb boxes appear with writing that must have been done in eastern Chinese slums, or Afghanistan cave language.  Not only can't I ever get these letters and numbers correct on the first shot, it usually takes me another few times to even get close.  I am sick and tired of seeing the error message and then a new set of illegible letters pop up and I have to start over again.
     I'll try to fool these fools, but that doesn't work either.  I will press the audio link and just listen to the letters being called out......But NO...... these fools have already decided that if I can't do it by looking at the letters, they will make my life more difficult by muffling the letters when some idiot with an accent speaks them so only an middle easterner with a four year language degree can understand what they are saying.
       Sure, I understand that it is strictly for security and to make sure it is not spam going back to wherever it goes, but give me a break.  I can go to Wikileaks and not enter any sort of verification codes, see all of the USA secret or confidential documents, meetings, or alleged government and corporate misconduct, or you name it...........but I have to enter a top secret verification code even if I am making a comment on this, or any other stupid fucken blog on the net.  Does that make one bit of sense ????????  Of course not......Wish I could ask Julian Assange how to check out this crappy blog without using a verification code.  I am sure he knows.
    
The funny thing is most of these codes for business don't mean a thing as a credit card is usually needed anyway.  It makes no sense.....There is not one porn site that I know of that requires a verification code.  But what do I know, Porn is the largest single commodity on line.  Besides, your IP address is so available.
      So, the next time you are asked to enter a verification code................just be cool, calm, and collected.  Enter the code even if it takes a few times..................Then as your walking out of the room where your computer is simply smile and go through the scanner or get a pat down from a TSA person,.........go to your kitchen and make a cocktail ( provided of course you have no problem with the metal detector there), Then go to your TV room to sit and relax, while opening the lock box where you store your gun.  Check the paper work to make sure your gun permit is in order.  Finally, get up and walk to your garage, get in your car and drive a few feet until you reach the first camera looking at you at some traffic light.  Blast the camera with about five bullets while thinking to yourself what a great private life I have.   Big Brother.............Yeah........he knows everything.

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