Rent a Wife .......................or Rent a Husband

OK, so originally I thought this would be fun to write about.  Why not ?????  Rent a Wife, Rent a Husband, Rent a Mom, Rent a car, Rent almost anything.  I did some research and had a few good laughs myself.  There really is a company in Belgium that does Rent a Wife.  But mostly, it is all a play on words.
      For you guys out there........it really would be nice to rent a good looking wife that cooks, cleans, drives you around, works, take care of your kids, does the shopping, costs nothing other than the monthly rental charges.  And the best part of it..............don't pay your bill and the wife is re-possessed. Or don't renew the contract and she is gone.   Problems with that particular model, well just check out the Lemon Law and maybe you can return her.  Sex will always be on your terms as the rental agreement is in your name.  There is no alimony or child support once you turn in a used rental wife.  OMG, this gets better all the time.......

C'mon girls, you know this is all in fun. Besides why not have Rent a Husband with the same rules as above??????????  Same facts, same contract agreements, same everything, although I really have not seen too many ads for one.  I would imagine there is no demand for husbands these days.

  Checking some other sites and they use this for a play on words for Cleaning Service's, Landscaping companies, food preparation and etc. etc. etc.       I have to admit that for many years when I was still living in NY I wanted to start a Rent a Grand Kid company for those grandparents in Florida that did not have any grand kids and wanted some company during different school holidays. I thought it was a novel idea, however there were some legal issues with the real parents. Guess I always had good ideas.

Naturally we need to take escorts out of this equation.  But the reality is that nearly 50% of first marriages end up in a divorce.......Between 60-67% of second marriages end in a divorce. And.......70-73 % of third marriages end in divorce.   That is staggering. These figures would actually come down to zero and would also help our economy by have so much more money in circulation all the time.  I guess lawyers will get screwed, but what the hell, they deserve it.

I guess we really have something to think of now.............Just think of those wonderful booths at all airports next to Avis Rent a Car, Budget Rent a Car, National Rent a Wife, Dollar Rent a Wife......Now we are going to have sub standard wife rental's ????.......Guess this needs some work.