Blond Vs. Blonde

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Today I would like to discuss one of the World's Greatest Inventions...
 The Hot Blond Female Sports Reporter, and the Hot Blond Female New's Anchor or Reporter.

REASON FOR INVENTION: To increase ratings. I mean, to provide up-to-the-minute sideline analysis of injuries, strategies, and mini-interviews, along with breaking new's reports. But mostly........to increase ratings.

For the most part, these women are articulate and knowledgeable about news, weather and sports. But for the most part,  men don't care. Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Blond! Blond! Blond!

     Earlier today I posted something to this effect on facebook.  Well, the more I thought about it, the more I realized it was true.  I am having one of my rare stay at home nights today, so I put on the old boob box (No pun there ) to watch Fox News, ESPN, and a few other channels.  In a matter of minutes while surfing, I realized that it definitely was true.  This world is overrun by beautiful blonds.  Then I decided to do some research.  Surely you don't think I make up all of this CRaP.......do you ???????
     
Here are a few of the comments from around the country about Blond newspeople that I really found amusing. It really covers it all as to how and why....
  

Because they are all robots manufactured in the same Mexican factory.

The bubble headed bleach blond comes on at five,
she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye,
it's interesting when people die,

There is only one blond female news anchor. The tv stations just unscrew the head 4 times every day and replace it with a new one to make you think it is someone else.

          So, do blondes really have more fun, or just those on all the major TV stations ????
Don't get me wrong.   I love blonde's, I love brunette's.......in fact I love all kinds of hair on women........................except maybe Red-heads.......so sorry.
   BTW....it is Erin Andrews above.....