Saturday, June 7, 2014

Resign...Quit....Get Fired... or "Apologize ?


 Why Quit ?  We live in a modern world where there is no need to get fired over something we said or did. In fact, we don't have to resign or quit either.  We don't have to do anything other than "Apologize".
    
Just look at the news both recently and a while ago.
The VA Hospital scandal has been in the news for weeks...You know as well as I, that there are many assholes who just didn't do their jobs for whatever reason. So a few big wigs will resign and that will be the end of it. No consequences, no apologies, no nothing except disappearing from the public and life goes on.
   
It's everywhere and nothing is really clear. Look at politicians, celebrities, athletes, anyone in the public eye.  Some things like the VA mess are really terrible. Other things are just a joke.  We have all made some racial slurs at some point of our lives.  We have yelled obscenities from our car window, yelled at the TV,  blasted our spouses, and who knows what else.  Most of this is done privately, but on occasion someone gets caught.
   
Don Imus got in trouble years ago on radio for making a funny statement as comedians do. Ron Ford , Toronto's wonderful mayor says crazy things all the time and is always making apologies. Justin Bieber, (who I don't give a shit about one way or another) also just got blasted for singing some racial shit years ago when he was a kid.  I should say a kid before being a kid ???. Jonah Hill just took some heat for saying something, and TVs funniest female Chelsea Handler got blasted for not showing up at a Kathy Lee and Hoda show.  WTF is happening to us ?
CRaPUSA


Have we become a bunch of weak, scared, shy little pussies that are afraid to say anything ? Are we all getting scrutinized when making an off color joke, or just having a little fun ? Is this what life is becoming ?  Holy Shit. Don't you think it's about time we got our priorities in order ?  What do we do ? 
 
crapusa.com
I guess it's time to walk around with duct tape over our mouth.  That seems to be the only solution....

                    Subscribe by email.....click here

                                        or

                         Go to CRaPUSA Home Page


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Leave Me Alone


Please leave me alone. Please let me do my own shopping. Please don't run up to me every 15 seconds and ask me if I have found everything I am looking for .  OK, let me explain. I am a great shopper.  I usually know what I want upon entering a store and refuse to spend lots of time in one.
    
Being as I used to do business with many retailers, I know store layouts and can probably tell you where everything is blindfolded.  When I am in stores like Bed Bath and Beyond, it's only for a few things and I refuse to ever take a shopping cart. In fact, I basically won't use a shopping cart anywhere.  I love those little faggy baskets and especially love just using those 2 hands that I was fortunately given at birth.
I want to walk through the aisles and get what I need as fast as humanly possible and then get out of that store.  I don't want help from anyone......after all.....I have a mouth also and if I required someones help, I would certainly ask for it.
  
This is so not possible at Bed Bath and Beyond.  They have nice salespeople there, and I am sure they are doing their job as they were taught...........BUT.......Why do they feel compelled to practice on me ?  Why with every 10 feet I take,  must someone ask me if I am finding everything I am looking for ?  What do they think ?  Am I General Custer at Little Big Horn ?  Do they really give a shit if I found it or not ?  Or am I getting so old they are worried that I won't make it to the checkout line ?
Wait....I have walked another 5 feet and am approached by another salesperson asking me if I needed a shopping cart ?  No...I don't need, nor do I want one of your stupid fucking shopping carts.  Next time, I am going to ask them to please relay my message to every other sales person there who is about to ask me one of the two questions above.
         However...............and I do mean However....

If your salespeople looked like this, Not only would I buy more things, I would use a couple of shopping carts, and of course would spend a hell of a lot more time in your store shopping....Just Saying.