Bye Bye Chelsea Handler

Goodbye Chelsea, it's been lots of fun.  We spent a few years together laughing, having a good time, listening to your stories, your funny bits, your craziness, and so on, while I was simply lying around waiting to go to sleep. You then ended your late night show on E, and I was able to go to sleep a little earlier.
  

Alas, and fast forward almost a year and you have come back to me looking and acting a little different. You are now on Netflix and have a completely new type of late night show that really sucks.  But it just doesn't suck.  It sucks big time. It's not funny, your guests are boring and quite frankly I don't give a shit about your dog walking around the stage and smelling every one's balls who comes near you. But then again, that is just me.
     

I can tolerate your huge tits and your willingness to show them all over the place. Although I don't quite understand why, I give you credit for that.  Not many 40 year old's care to expose themselves to that degree.  I do however, have a problem with your political views.  While it's not so much your own political views, it's more of the fact that I don't understand what makes you so supreme to expect your audience to listen to your political shit on a nightly basis ?  Your not a news show,  your certainly not a political show, your an entertainment show.
     

Therefore Chelsea Handler, I would like to know who and what gives you the right to want to eat, sleep and fuck Hillary Clinton on a daily basis, and constantly poke fun at Donald Trump ? Sure, political humor is funny when it is political humor and meant to entertain us.. But when you simply choose to endorse Hillary and bash Trump solely because that is what you feel...........well.......that sucks.   It's not funny.  It's not entertaining... It's not anything I want to see on a nightly basis. Bottom line is that no one cares about your views and how upset you get. It's just not your job to tell everyone who to vote for. Its your job to entertain us. (At least that is the reason I have been watching you in the past)
     
So, Until you change your show to a political or news program, I am going to assume this nonsense is your way of trying to be funny.  In either case it sucks and my message to you is go fuck yourself. Or, if you decide that you want to be entertaining once again ?????? well maybe I might begin to watch you again.  (although I really doubt it) .

Resign...Quit....Get Fired... or "Apologize ?

 Why Quit ?  We live in a modern world where there is no need to get fired over something we said or did. In fact, we don't have to resign or quit either.  We don't have to do anything other than "Apologize".
    

Just look at the news both recently and a while ago.

The VA Hospital scandal has been in the news for weeks...You know as well as I, that there are many assholes who just didn't do their jobs for whatever reason. So a few big wigs will resign and that will be the end of it. No consequences, no apologies, no nothing except disappearing from the public and life goes on.
   

It's everywhere and nothing is really clear. Look at politicians, celebrities, athletes, anyone in the public eye.  Some things like the VA mess are really terrible. Other things are just a joke.  We have all made some racial slurs at some point of our lives.  We have yelled obscenities from our car window, yelled at the TV,  blasted our spouses, and who knows what else.  Most of this is done privately, but on occasion someone gets caught.
   

Don Imus got in trouble years ago on radio for making a funny statement as comedians do. Ron Ford , Toronto's wonderful mayor says crazy things all the time and is always making apologies. Justin Bieber, (who I don't give a shit about one way or another) also just got blasted for singing some racial shit years ago when he was a kid.  I should say a kid before being a kid ???. Jonah Hill just took some heat for saying something, and TVs funniest female Chelsea Handler got blasted for not showing up at a Kathy Lee and Hoda show.  WTF is happening to us ?

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Have we become a bunch of weak, scared, shy little pussies that are afraid to say anything ? Are we all getting scrutinized when making an off color joke, or just having a little fun ? Is this what life is becoming ?  Holy Shit. Don't you think it's about time we got our priorities in order ?  What do we do ? 

 

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I guess it's time to walk around with duct tape over our mouth.  That seems to be the only solution....

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