Massage Parlors (For Guys Only) yes, it's a repeat ?

What is the deal with massage parlors ? Why are so many of them called Asian ? Why is the word Oriental or Asian always on the sign ?  Why are they all in some ugly strip center with only the flashing Open signs  visible ?  Why am I asking such stupid questions that we all know the answers to ?

     Sex is a wonderful thing and available everywhere. The only difference is the interpretation by people about it being free or costing ? Let's face it guys..............It always cost one way or another. (Sorry girls).
     I have recently done some investigation on massage parlors strictly for educational purposes for this blog. (And if you believe that you are really much dumber than I thought you were).   OK, lets have a simple discussion on types of massage parlors.  There are legitimate ones that you really have to search for. These are the ones without signs and completely hidden. Then we have the Asian massage parlor that seems to be run by 30-40 year old Asian ladies that only speak enough English to get you to pay for an hour session, and then once inside, nude, relaxed, and feeling good you will notice their English improves drastically and they all seem to become first rate negotiators.  Naturally, the higher the tip, the more they will do.  It is also funny that some of them will not do anything sexual the first time.................no matter what.  They are seriously great business people. They have to be, especially after inventing the Happy Ending.

     Then we go to the next type of massage parlor which lately has changed and is sometimes called Body Rubs.  The signs are usually the same, although some choose to use the Body Rub sign.  This is slightly different because this is usually non-Asian.  Alas, the white and black working girls of America have figured out a way to compete with the Asian Massage Parlors.

    

These places have a much different theme then the Asian Massage Parlors.  They are not as clean, and usually have a pretty strong looking guy at the front desk.  This person will immediately ask you if you have been here before ?  He will then take you in a room, or in a side area where the girls on duty will walk out and introduce themselves.  Once you pick out a girl that you like, off to a private room you will go. You will be told to get comfortable and that she will be right back, with the money you have given her for the house.  After about 10 minutes of waiting there will be a knock on the door with you lying naked on a table.  Well , now the light talking and light rubbing on your back starts and it's off to the races.  It's now all about those little green things called money. I guess everything in the USA comes down to tipping.  You can't eat, park your car, get any service done without tipping. Well, this is service and thus tipping is permitted.

    
What happens next is strictly between you and the girl and what kind of a deal you have just made with this young lady who is either.............doing this to pay her way through college.............or recently got divorced and needs to do this to pay for her kids schooling.............or is studying to open a hair salon and needs some more money..........or some other wonderful story that you won't believe anyway. But regardless of the story or anything else, it will be called tipping and tipping only. Naturally that is due to the fact that tipping is legal, but charging for sex is not.  I didn't write the rules, I just follow them.

     Part of the reason I am sharing this with you is that a good friend of mine has opened her own place recently and really confides in me.  The other part is that I have done some research in this area on my own.  WTF.........I am a guy..........There are tons of these parlors everywhere.............They stay in business most of the time..............Do the math.............Oh.......and the next time your BF  or husband, or co-worker, or someone you know says they have never been in one of these places and never will ?????????????????  Just look him in the eyes knowing that he probably is full of shit..