This has been a really strange few weeks for me. I have been working on several projects that seem to be going nowhere, have been carefully watching what I eat to increase my 25 pound weight loss to the next level and have been having more sex than I have in some time. Maybe that is TMI, but I have to think this getting back into shape is the reason for all of this.
I have also been having more then normal amount of sexual dreams. Sometimes I don't even know where reality ends and dreams begin. Don't get me wrong, as I certainly am not complaining about the dreams. Actually, it's sort of like watching porn without sitting in front of the computer. I have always had some really great sex dreams, but lately they seem to be a continuation or beginning of things that are actually going on in my life.
Guys seem to always daydream and those dreams seem to always be about sex. I must be so different, because I seem to store mine up and wait until I am nice an comfortable in my own bed. If I am lucky enough to have someone on the other side of the bed these dreams do not occur. It's like I am forced to purchase expensive tickets for this very erotic sex show.
I have done a little research on this....(like any fucking idiot in the world can't google it like I did, and call it research ? )..........Well, I am happy to say that I am completely normal....Whew....I was really worried for a while.
I guess I shouldn't really complain about any of this. I have seen some girls that have disappeared on me before and seem to come back into my life the following year. There are a few of them right now and I am smart enough to realize the fact that they will be gone just as fast as they came....It seems bf's don't work out, separations happen, and probably more than anything is the fact that all females are fucken crazy bat shit.....That is excluding your mother and your daughters.... (I am also sure the same it true in reverse).
At least you now know the real reason why I haven't written in a while....Don't worry, I am sure this dream will end soon and I will be back to finding everything Cynical, Ridiculous, and Pathetic.
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