Pissed Off

You got it !  I am really pissed off. Actually, I don't even know why I am pissed off, but I am. If I hear another person talking about the government shutdown today and giving their half ass opinions.................well...........just suck it up.

Close the fucking country already.  Besides, I was under the impression that it was already closed...My bad.
       

Why is everyone picking on Miley Cyrus ?  She is young, cute, talented, and has the balls to do whatever she wants.. (sort of like a wrecking ball....ha, ha,   that was really funny ).  She is a genius in marketing herself and so many people are jealous over that.  Fuck all you old established people bitching about her......
By The Way......................
   

Alfred E Newman did that tongue action long before Miley was even born....Way to go Mad Comics.
      

This is just a generic FU to get rid of some of my anxiety and frustrations.....Whew....I am beginning to feel better already.
   

Oh no !!!!! I was just thinking about this old, old lady that was driving in front of me earlier today....Her license should not have been revoked, but she should have been shot...Sorry.
      

And this asshole on a machine near me at the gym this morning..He was blabbing away on his cell phone....Give me a fucking break...Either work out or go outside and talk to your mother. (or whoever else was unable to hear you unless you screamed into the phone).
     

And this kid whose mother had her leave the shopping cart right in the middle of the parking lot, so that when I pulled into the spot, I had to get out of my car and move the cart....A special FU to this kids mother.....(You lazy piece of shit)
     

And this wonderful, nice, polite, soft spoken gentlemen who managed to sit in the row behind me (and not in my row), on my latest trip home from California....If he were to have sat down next to me, I would now be yelling about this fucking , fat son of a bitch that was next to me.
     

Oh, what is the point ?   The entire world seems to be pissed off....Maybe that is not so bad after all ? It is certainly better than being pissed on.

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LA Shitness

I really try to go to the gym as often as possible.  My intentions are really good, although the results don't seem to match the effort.  I belong to LA Fitness and have been a member for several years now.  It's a pretty big club with a swimming pool, basketball court, racquetball courts, yoga, spinning classes, and all the other shit that goes along with your usual health club.

It is by no means a fancy club and in my opinion somewhat dirty and can be much, much cleaner.  It's busy and they are always running specials to entice new members to join for a lifetime or two.  I remember when I joined years ago.  The entire process took about 58 seconds and my membership card and stuff was handed to me immediately.  After all, it is the 21st century and everything is available in seconds.  Oh yes, I was also told that I was now family and had access to every LA Fitness Club in America.

On a daily basis I see all sorts of people there. The ones that are in great shape are busting their balls and working out real hard and doing it on a serious note.

      Then of course there is the other type, who are completely out of shape that are sitting around with a water bottle in one hand and their cell phone in the other. I love those type of assholes, as they are always in the way, or sitting on some machine while someone else is waiting to use it.

But that is not the point of this story. I was in Los Angeles last week and there was a brand new LA Fitness directly across the street from the hotel that I was staying at.  Great....I figured that after several years using the same club in Florida, I would see another one.  Well, I walked in......flashed my card.............and guess what.......some very nice lady at the desk told me that I was welcome today, but any other visit would cost me $5.00 each time...I said............."Whoa"....my membership allows me to use any LA Fitness.........I was sure that would be the end of it, but guess what ?  This fucking nice person advises me this is not an LA Fitness Club but an LA Fitness Signature Club.....

So I went in to workout and do you see the picture right above in the exercise class ?????????? Well, I am glad you see it, because there was nothing like this at this fucking Signature Club.  There was no swimming pool, there was no basketball court, there are no racquet ball courts, but there are new machines and clean locker rooms...Oh wait....they do have towels which might not cost anything extra...
What makes this any different from my LA Fitness is only the name. (and of course the extra money)

Well, I was so pissed over this bullshit that I spoke to the manager of my LA Fitness yesterday and wanted to know what the deal was ?  I was told that the "Signature Clubs"  were different.....Well, you know what is different ?????  That would be me cancelling my membership....But alas......even that is a fucking problem because here in 2013 it cannot be done in my club....NO...These fucking assholes are making me send this letter to California with all the information so as to cancel my membership.....Well, Fuck You Mr. LA Shitness along with your wonderful towels you have in LA.  There are plenty of Health Clubs around that would love to have me join and not put me thru this bullshit of paying additional monies to visit another club....
    I hope this starts a trend of people not putting up with you signature bullshit. Now I feel so much better.
 
           
        

     

        
    
 

L.A. Fitness (follow up)

Good job LA Fitness.  Since my last follow-up blog in Feb of this year, you have finally done the amazing and incredible feat of repairing one of the water coolers.  I use the word repairing only because I can't think of anything more appropriate than having some idiot finally put the plug in the outlet so there can be cold water. Well Glory Be assholes at L A Fitness.......Someone rose to the occasion after months and months of a simple little thing like not plugging in the little cord that makes the water cold......How about that Sport Fans ??????