Showing posts with label Isis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Isis. Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2015

The Death Penalty

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I think we need to change the laws regarding the Death Penalty !!!! It's certainly not working now and really needs some major updating.  Fortunately, I have the solution that not only will help each of us, it will also be a major help to the USA.
       
People are just not using their blinkers while driving.  You may think this is no big deal, but look at the article below and see how many accidents and deaths are caused yearly by this selfish act of not using them by the many assholes in this country.  Being a fair, just, compassionate, easy going, understanding person that I am, I propose the following. ........The Death Penalty to anyone not using their directional signals...No trial, no jail sentence, no probation, no warnings, no exceptions....Plain and simple. Kill the inconsiderate assholes responsible for these accidents and deaths.  In the long run, you will see how wonderful this idea actually is.
When’s the last time you used your turn signals when driving? According to research by the Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE), drivers neglect to use their turn signals when making a turn around 25% of the time. Drivers also either fail to use their turn signals when changing lanes or fail to turn the signals off 48% of the time. That works out to about 2 billion times a day that drivers fail to use their signals appropriately.
The result? About 2 million roadway collisions each year. That’s more than twice the 950,000 accidents linked to distracted driving!
Thinking about CRaPUSA
Two million collisions....Shit, that is alot of accidents each year.  And who knows how many deaths resulted from this ?
Now here is the good part. Once we get this death penalty into effect for this, we can expand it to the bastard thugs also known as Isis.  Now that we know how many accidents are caused as a result of this, we need to use that to our advantage.

     
The week after ISIS launched its catastrophic November attacks in Paris, the Institute for Economics and Peace (IEP) published its annual "Global Terrorism Index." It contained an unexpected finding: By killing 6,664 people in 2014, the Nigerian Islamist extremist group Boko Haram was the world's deadliest terrorist group, beating out ISIS by nearly 600 victims. But the report, with its exact-sounding figures, raises a question: Is it really possible to know how many people ISIS has killed?

We need to put an end to this senseless killing, beheading, and all this other acts of terrorism done by these monsters.
So I propose a simple solution.  Instead of trying to fight these thugs and win a battle that is costly, extensive, and almost impossible, I suggest the following.  Let's be nice and buy Isis all the cars they need.  We can ship them over and make them very happy and it is good public relations.  We can also make sure these vehicles do not have directional signals installed in them...Wow....that should work out to 2 million accidents per year ????? It's something to think about.????
   
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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Everything Old is New Again





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 Why do I bother to read the newspaper ?  Why do I bother to watch the news on TV ? Why does it matter what seems to be going on today in this very fucked up world we live in ?  The answer is very simple. It doesn't matter one bit..........AND........if you have anything memory left in those things we call brains, it's all a repeat.  Here are a few examples that caught my eye this past week.   "The Squeegee Men".  WTF ???  Back in the 70's, these maniacs would be on lots of street crossings in NYC waiting for a traffic light to turn red. Then, Lo and behold,  up to your car they would come and start cleaning your windshield before you had a chance to chase them away.  The problem is your windshield would be dirtier than when they started and you would give them a buck just to get rid of them.  Naturally they used dirty newspapers and whatever to actually clean (ha ha) the windshield.  It reached a point that you would give them money to stay away, and not have to worry about an incident.....Guess What.???? They are back.
      
He is back.  Oh wait, he never left.  Yes, that piece of shit and complete trouble maker Al Sharpton is at it again...Naturally, he is front and center when something happens in the black community, whether it be right or wrong.  Well, there was a black man who resisted arrest and the cops tried to control him and unfortunately he had a heart attack and died.  Forget the fact that he resisted arrest and weighed about 400 pounds.  Well, Al was planning to have a massive protest on the Verrazano Bridge and gave NY Mayor DeBlasio all kinds of grief...The mayor begged Sharpton not to do it, as it would tear the city apart...WTF is that all about...Hey Mayor DeBlasio, get a set of balls and tell that asshole where to go.
      
Ah, but back to green and calm...Bill and Hillary are going to spend three weeks in the Hampton's at a modest rental off $100,000 for this period. Seems fair to me. Oh, but I wonder if electricity and water are extra ?  Do you think they had to also leave a security deposit. ?
      
And then there was ISIS.  Now there are US jets trying to defend desperate minorities, with air strikes on Iraq, and terrorists almost everywhere.  Shooting innocent people, hanging heads on posts, scaring the shit out of innocent people...  Here we go again.
     
And then there is Israel . One of the only democratic places in the Arab region that has the balls, is able to, and will do what it takes to defend itself against aggression.  Is this anything new for them ?  How long has this been going on ?
     

But the best news of the week, and something that is also very old that it is new again goes to my friends at Nine West.  I say my friends, because we moved into their old office's and showrooms many years ago when they moved out.  OK, so that doesn't necessarily make them my friends.   Anyway, you gotta love their Walk of Shame  ads for bags and shoes.  Not only does it make sense, but it is really clever advertising...  Thank you Nine West for making my newspaper reading this past week somewhat bearable.
   
Disclaimer  None of the ideas expressed in this blog are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there.Luthor and Ferdinand have also voted CRaPUSA the number one read and enjoyed Blog in Eastern Iowa. Isn't that wonderful?????
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